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Found a Easy girl for you ralf..
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:08 am
by kaharthemad
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16601093&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=cure-me-with-sex--name_page.html
CURE ME WITH SEX
A WOMAN has taken out a full page advert in a newspaper asking for sex to help cure her cancer.
Divorcee Elisaveta, 30, explained in the ad: "Doctors have discovered two lumps in my breast.
"They have told me the best way to beat cancer and stop the spread is to have sex."
Her plea in top Russian daily Moscow Komsomolets added: "The ideal candidate would need to have sex with me every two days for at least a year."
A cancer specialist told the paper: "To avoid this cancer after a certain age, three sex sessions a week are necessary."
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:37 pm
by Captain Insano
hah! how can they post an article like that with no pic?! damn russians!
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:39 pm
by Gypsiyee
is that a joke.. since when does sex cure breast cancer
sounds like she just got a divorce and no one else wants used goods and she's horny
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:51 pm
by kaharthemad
if no picture chances are she is gonna look like the zanchief pic from Street Fighter. Beard and all.
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:56 pm
by Phlegm
Sex cures cancer. So all the money the US allocate for cancer research should go to prostitutes and bordellos.
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:30 pm
by araby
take it from your friendly message board whore...sex cures everything!
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:53 pm
by Gypsiyee
does it cure the aids, because oh boy, wouldn't that be something else.
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 11:04 am
by Jesus
Ashly wrote:take it from your friendly message board whore...sex cures everything!
My girlfriend is just now figuring this out. I convinced her to do it even though she had a migraine, half an hour later, migraine was gone and she was thanking me.
Then she sprained her elbow the other night, I convinced her to try, shortly thereafter she was feeling better. Go figure?
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 11:41 am
by Diekan
Gypsiyee wrote:is that a joke.. since when does sex cure breast cancer
sounds like she just got a divorce and no one else wants used goods and she's horny
that's a hypthosis I'd like to test with Cathrine Zetta-Jones.
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:32 pm
by brinstar
Jesus wrote:Ashly wrote:take it from your friendly message board whore...sex cures everything!
My girlfriend is just now figuring this out. I convinced her to do it even though she had a migraine, half an hour later, migraine was gone and she was thanking me.
Then she sprained her elbow the other night, I convinced her to try, shortly thereafter she was feeling better. Go figure?
sex releases loads of endorphins that relieve all sorts of aches and pains although it might cause new aches and pains if you're vigorous enough hehe
so if you ask your wife or GF for sex and she says no i have a headache, she's actually being a frigid bitch
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:28 pm
by labbats
Hands don't have headaches.
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 2:14 pm
by Diekan
carple tunnel
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:10 pm
by araby
tit's the truth. You all laugh at me, and I laugh at you back. (Pain-free!)
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:25 pm
by Jay
Damn, regular sex sessions and you don't have to give up an xbox 360 for it. Good deal.
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:59 pm
by belfior
Gypsiyee wrote:is that a joke.. since when does sex cure breast cancer
sounds like she just got a divorce and no one else wants used goods and she's horny
This is where i come in!
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 7:24 pm
by Captain Insano
If your wife or girlfriend isn't putting out on fucking COMMAND you are not being mean enough to them often enough.
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:33 pm
by Gypsiyee
you're single, yes?
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:37 am
by Captain Insano
sometimes I wish.. i'm juggling right now like crazy! i have to can some girls out of the rotation but I can't fucking decide.
Ok which should I lose... I'll let the board decide:
Vietnamese
Chinese
Japanese or the
Korean?
I'm really not kidding here either. I have all of asia on my nuts right now and one country has to go.
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:42 am
by Gaazy
bye bye china
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:44 am
by Darcler
Gaazy wrote:bye bye china
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:06 am
by Drem
get rid of vietnamese
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:39 am
by Tuggan
i say the vietnamese, cant help but think of every nam war movie when i think of vietnamese women.
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:25 am
by kaharthemad
Chine...run her over like the college kids in the Tianemen Square.
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:38 am
by The Kizzy
Ashly wrote:tit's the truth. You all laugh at me, and I laugh at you back. (Pain-free!)
You made me do the evil laugh out loud, and for this I love you.
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:46 am
by kaharthemad
I had to post this today because on the way to work yesterday Dr. Dean Edell was talking about how when people are sick Sex actually helps reduce cold symptoms. It seems during sex the body releases alot more white blood cells as well as other hormones that the body uses to fight certain diseases.
His phrase which made me laugh so loud I almost ran off the road was..
So Yes, a new saying could be Sex a day keeps the doctor away