When talking about my body and Lactose....

Kramer · Post by **Kramer** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:48 am

It's not so much Intolerance as Blind Rage..... :eyecrazy:

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:16 pm

buy lactase, problem solved

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:50 pm

or ordered some pills today... I'll let you know how it works. I'm tired of damn near blowing an 0-ring everytime I eat pizza.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:53 pm

captain_insano wrote:or ordered some pills today... I'll let you know how it works. I'm tired of damn near blowing an 0-ring everytime I eat pizza.

ahahahahahahahahaah

Whenever I eat a shit-ton of fried bacon it resembles old faithful in reverse. Pretty sure that isn't because of lactose but funny nevertheless in a bathroom-humor kind of way.

Kramer · Post by **Kramer** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:01 pm

I actually just stay away from dairy these days, I get plenty of calcium from other sources, don't need to eat cheese because it is so fatty, and I find that Yogurt, since it has Acidolpholus, is easily digestible and has calcium....

It's just when I decide to eat cheese and ice cream in the same night.....

the next morning is rife with my anal effervescence

mappatazee · Post by **mappatazee** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:23 pm

i eat so much dairy
ice cream, cereal w/milk, yogurt, and cottage cheese. probably bad for me, but i've never broken a bone.

Drem · Post by **Drem** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:31 pm

i like dairy but i rarely eat it

Kramer · Post by **Kramer** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:46 pm

i believe that all mammals actually become increasingly lactose intolerant as they age....

that is why I drink so alcohol....

araby · Post by **araby** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:55 pm

I never have dairy-anything and I have never broken a bone.