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I need to offer a promotion for a new gaming system I am bringing out...


I want to include a free new kickass PC game.

What titles do you recommend? and none of that Leisure Suit Larry / chicks getting fucked in asses types of games. I don't want the Christian coalition getting pissed at me.
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Since you're currently have a hard on for everquest classic, preload that on the pc. Also offer a free one year subscription plus an invite to your guild.
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First person shooters are always good for that sort of shit, unreal tournament or something like that maybe
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racing game hehe
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FarCry
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/agree FarCry
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OK. How about the new Call of Duty? Any good? How about Quake IV?


Whats 5 games right now get EVERYONE's dicks hard?
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Leisure Suit Larry
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Fear
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Dungeon Siege 2
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captain_insano wrote:OK. How about the new Call of Duty? Any good? How about Quake IV?


Whats 5 games right now get EVERYONE's dicks hard?



the new call of duty just feels like an expansion pack (i'm shooting germans in north africa as we speak)


I dunno, fear looks awesome, is it out yet?
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Virtual Nikki Tyler
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Serious Sam the Second Encounter.
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really jesus? never heard of that game.
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You should just put that video of Paris Hilton in night vision on it and call it good.

Oh, and put some coupons to KFC in the box.
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Its a game based soley on lots of enemies to kill... swarms in fact. You die a lot in it usually too.

Mutliplayer Co-Op is a lot of fun especially once you get the cannon ball gun.
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Quake IV, because my coworkers husband was lead artist on it (for raven, anyway), and I'm a fan~
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Tikker wrote:
captain_insano wrote:OK. How about the new Call of Duty? Any good? How about Quake IV?


Whats 5 games right now get EVERYONE's dicks hard?





I dunno, fear looks awesome, is it out yet?


Been out a few months and it's IMO the best shooter of the year by far.
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Whats 5 games right now get EVERYONE's dicks hard?


If I were to bundle 5 games with a PC, they'd be:

1. Fear
2. Civilization 4
3. BattleField 2 + Expansion
4. Star Wars, Empire at War
5. After March, Elder Scrolls 4
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Thats a really good mix. They are going to get to pick one of five titles.


after looking around on EB I think I will use your list to the letter. Thanks!
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