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the four C's of diamond buying
Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 8:16 am
by horhay boosh
So after hearing an annoying commercial this morning about this.... I thought I would come up with my own New 4 C's of purchasing a diamond...
The original 4 C's:
1) Cut
2) Clarity
3) Carat Weight
4) Color
The new 4 C's
1) Cash - how much you are willing to spend, or your partner demands you spend
2) Culo - how far you are willing to allow the rod to be shoved up your culo
3) Care - the size does determine how much you care
4) Crack - How will you have to sell on the side to afford the diamond
Please add your own...
Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 10:56 am
by Vincenti
1.) Cash ---- duh, this is a no brainer
2.) Cock ---- How much do you need to increase the size of the diamond to compensate for the size of your cock
3.) Cunt ---- How much of a cunt she is will tell you how long she will keep it before pawning it for some shoes or some shit
4.) Coochy ---- How likely s it she will give up some of that coochy when you drop 5K on a bauble for her.
Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 12:14 pm
by Gargamellow
1 cunt says so
2 cus she can
3 cus u let her
4 cus u want the same pussy for the rest of your life
i dunno..i have never been married, but i am a cunt with two diamonds engagement rings
yay engagement!
Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 1:23 pm
by horhay boosh
dude that is some serious asshole-ness.... why woudln't yo ugive them back
Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 1:24 pm
by Gargamellow
duh they are mine
besides...one of em goes to my daughter and i am still with virra, so it's mine!
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
bigger diamonds will be accepted tho
Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 1:35 pm
by horhay boosh
lol...... that is cool if one is for your daughter and if you are with the guy that is cool....
MINE MINE MINE
Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 5:32 pm
by leah
hehe just watched finding nemo. the seagulls fucking crack my ass up.
Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 5:34 pm
by Harrison
Mine?
Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:17 pm
by Lionking
leah wrote:hehe just watched finding nemo. the seagulls fucking crack my ass up.
This will help:
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