So after hearing an annoying commercial this morning about this.... I thought I would come up with my own New 4 C's of purchasing a diamond...
The original 4 C's:
1) Cut
2) Clarity
3) Carat Weight
4) Color
The new 4 C's
1) Cash - how much you are willing to spend, or your partner demands you spend
2) Culo - how far you are willing to allow the rod to be shoved up your culo
3) Care - the size does determine how much you care
4) Crack - How will you have to sell on the side to afford the diamond
Please add your own...
the four C's of diamond buying
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the four C's of diamond buying
Hey.. come on... I mean. It's not like it's ROCKET SURGERY....
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1.) Cash ---- duh, this is a no brainer
2.) Cock ---- How much do you need to increase the size of the diamond to compensate for the size of your cock
3.) Cunt ---- How much of a cunt she is will tell you how long she will keep it before pawning it for some shoes or some shit
4.) Coochy ---- How likely s it she will give up some of that coochy when you drop 5K on a bauble for her.
2.) Cock ---- How much do you need to increase the size of the diamond to compensate for the size of your cock
3.) Cunt ---- How much of a cunt she is will tell you how long she will keep it before pawning it for some shoes or some shit
4.) Coochy ---- How likely s it she will give up some of that coochy when you drop 5K on a bauble for her.
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