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Quotes of the Day
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 9:55 pm
by The Kizzy
Sometimes I hear some funny shit, thought I would post them for you all to laugh.
My brother to me "Janet, come taste these cookies, and make sure I didn't poison myself."
My son to my brother "Hahahaha You are stupid"
My boyfriend to me as I am waving at Orlando Bloom in Kingdom of Heaven "What a fucking rude ass, he didn't even wave back"
My brother talking about THe Leper King "Dude, he must be a ventriloquist, his lips never move"
The boyfriend responds "And a heartless bastard too, he wears the same emotionless expression"
Maybe its all the beers that made these funny, but I can't stop giggling
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 9:59 pm
by Tikker
I think maybe you should open a can of STFU and just maybe, you know
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 10:02 pm
by The Kizzy
I can't read your posts when that cleavage is staring me in the face
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 10:09 pm
by Martrae
Ceiling Cat makes me paranoid.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 10:11 pm
by Darcler
Me too. I tried to masturbate but got distracted by continually looking at the ceiling for a peeping cat.
I finally gave up.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 10:12 pm
by Martrae
Me too!
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 10:13 pm
by The Kizzy
Shit, I just pull a blanket over myself. Everyone knws ceiling cat and the spirits of my dead ancestors can't see through tthe comforter. So masterbation is ok.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 10:14 pm
by Darcler
It's too hot in my bedroom for a blanket.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 10:14 pm
by Martrae
They still know what you are doing!
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 10:15 pm
by The Kizzy
They make THINK they know, but they have no proof
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 10:16 pm
by Darcler
Yes, cats and dead people are very smart.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 10:17 pm
by The Kizzy
Cats are smarter than dogs. I won't go into details about what happened exsctly, but we have learned to make sure the dogs are out of the room before anyhting commences.
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 12:03 am
by Gargamellow
lol ceiling cat
/worship ceiling cat
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 3:33 am
by Jay
Oh look, a shitty thread got hijacked and ruined by it's creator.
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 6:18 am
by Zanchief
Jay wrote:Oh look, a shitty thread got hijacked and ruined by it's creator.
I wasn't holding my breath for this one turning into a gem.
Re: Quotes of the Day
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 8:28 am
by Phlegm
The Kizzy wrote:Sometimes I hear some funny shit, thought I would post them for you all to laugh.
My brother to me "Janet, come taste these cookies, and make sure I didn't poison myself."
My son to my brother "Hahahaha You are stupid"
My boyfriend to me as I am waving at Orlando Bloom in Kingdom of Heaven "What a fucking rude ass, he didn't even wave back"
My brother talking about THe Leper King "Dude, he must be a ventriloquist, his lips never move"
The boyfriend responds "And a heartless bastard too, he wears the same emotionless expression"
Maybe its all the beers that made these funny, but I can't stop giggling
Your whole family are a bunch of retards and it's infecting your boyfriend. Or is it the other way around?
Re: Quotes of the Day
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 8:46 am
by Jimmy Durante
Phlegm wrote:Your whole family are a bunch of retards and it's infecting your boyfriend. Or is it the other way around?
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 10:36 am
by Vincenti
Cieeling cat bothered me until I spoged in his eye, now I just laugh
Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 10:57 am
by The Kizzy
I will be the first to admit things are funnier when I have been drinking