Quotes of the Day

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Wed May 10, 2006 9:55 pm

Sometimes I hear some funny shit, thought I would post them for you all to laugh.

My brother to me "Janet, come taste these cookies, and make sure I didn't poison myself."

My son to my brother "Hahahaha You are stupid"

My boyfriend to me as I am waving at Orlando Bloom in Kingdom of Heaven "What a fucking rude ass, he didn't even wave back"

My brother talking about THe Leper King "Dude, he must be a ventriloquist, his lips never move"

The boyfriend responds "And a heartless bastard too, he wears the same emotionless expression"

Maybe its all the beers that made these funny, but I can't stop giggling

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Wed May 10, 2006 9:59 pm

I think maybe you should open a can of STFU and just maybe, you know

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:02 pm

I can't read your posts when that cleavage is staring me in the face

Post by **Martrae** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:09 pm

Ceiling Cat makes me paranoid.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:11 pm

Me too. I tried to masturbate but got distracted by continually looking at the ceiling for a peeping cat.
I finally gave up.

Post by **Martrae** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:12 pm

Me too!

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:13 pm

Shit, I just pull a blanket over myself. Everyone knws ceiling cat and the spirits of my dead ancestors can't see through tthe comforter. So masterbation is ok.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:14 pm

It's too hot in my bedroom for a blanket.

Post by **Martrae** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:14 pm

They still know what you are doing!

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:15 pm

They make THINK they know, but they have no proof

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:16 pm

Yes, cats and dead people are very smart.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:17 pm

Cats are smarter than dogs. I won't go into details about what happened exsctly, but we have learned to make sure the dogs are out of the room before anyhting commences.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Thu May 11, 2006 12:03 am

lol ceiling cat
/worship ceiling cat

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu May 11, 2006 3:33 am

Oh look, a shitty thread got hijacked and ruined by it's creator.

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Thu May 11, 2006 6:18 am

Jay wrote:Oh look, a shitty thread got hijacked and ruined by it's creator.

I wasn't holding my breath for this one turning into a gem.

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Thu May 11, 2006 8:28 am

The Kizzy wrote:Sometimes I hear some funny shit, thought I would post them for you all to laugh.

My brother to me "Janet, come taste these cookies, and make sure I didn't poison myself."

My son to my brother "Hahahaha You are stupid"

My boyfriend to me as I am waving at Orlando Bloom in Kingdom of Heaven "What a fucking rude ass, he didn't even wave back"

My brother talking about THe Leper King "Dude, he must be a ventriloquist, his lips never move"

The boyfriend responds "And a heartless bastard too, he wears the same emotionless expression"

Maybe its all the beers that made these funny, but I can't stop giggling

Your whole family are a bunch of retards and it's infecting your boyfriend. Or is it the other way around?

Jimmy Durante · Post by **Jimmy Durante** » Thu May 11, 2006 8:46 am

Phlegm wrote:Your whole family are a bunch of retards and it's infecting your boyfriend. Or is it the other way around?

Vincenti · Post by **Vincenti** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:36 am

Cieeling cat bothered me until I spoged in his eye, now I just laugh

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:57 am

I will be the first to admit things are funnier when I have been drinking

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