help me out real quick
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help me out real quick
where is the best place to sit on a plane, I'm flying up the east coast so I thought land on the left flying out and ocean coming home but mostly I just want to sit in a place that if we crashed or broke apart in the air I'd be more likely to not die.

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Re: help me out real quick
araby wrote:where is the best place to sit on a plane, I'm flying up the east coast so I thought land on the left flying out and ocean coming home but mostly I just want to sit in a place that if we crashed or broke apart in the air I'd be more likely to not die.
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Here's the deal. The chances of surviving a plane crash are slim to none (unless it is during takeoff or landing) even if you are sitting in the safest place on the plane (which doesn't exist). Pick an isle seat so you have easier access to the shitter.
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view.php/37353
According to airsafe.com, there is no "safest" seat on the plane.
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view.php/37353
Don't you watch mythbusters? It's not the crash that kills you but the fact that crashing breaks your legs and you can't get off the plane before you die from something else. 
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Martrae wrote:Don't you watch mythbusters? It's not the crash that kills you but the fact that crashing breaks your legs and you can't get off the plane before you die from something else.
If this is the case then get the seats in the last row. In most plane crashes, the planes nosedived. If you were sitting in the last row, you will be cushion by all the people sitting in front of you which will reduce your chance of breaking your legs and give you a chance to run out of the airplane.
Phlegm wrote:Martrae wrote:Don't you watch mythbusters? It's not the crash that kills you but the fact that crashing breaks your legs and you can't get off the plane before you die from something else.
If this is the case then get the seats in the last row. In most plane crashes, the planes nosedived. If you were sitting in the last row, you will be cushion by all the people sitting in front of you which will reduce your chance of breaking your legs and give you a chance to run out of the airplane.

Actually, you want the first row. The legs break on the bottom of the seats in front of you.


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Tikker wrote:just stand in the aisle
that way you can time when the plane hits the ground and jump at that exact moment and you'll be fine, np
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