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Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:49 pm

uase god doesn't exist...

evolution has been proved:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060531/sc_ ... hvBHNlYwM-

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:51 pm

And that proves God doesn't exist... how? Nice try though.

Post by **Arlos** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:07 pm

Oddly enough, none (or almost none) of the people on the Evolution side of the debate have tried to claim that evolution = no God. It's been the religious types that keep trying to claim that evolution and God can't co-exist, ignoring the fact that a great number of prominent evolutionary scientists, biologists, etc. are devout christians. Who are humans to say how God (should he/she exist) went about creating our species, or any other?

-Arlos

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:16 pm

Yah I was just trying to be funny. But i'm glad I have eyes. It's a good thing we evolved. If I didn't have eyes I wouldn't have had anything to replace with lasers.

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:34 pm

Narrock wrote:And that proves God doesn't exist... how? Nice try though.

everyday I pray to god that you die

either way, I win and you lose~

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:36 pm

Tikker wrote:
Narrock wrote:And that proves God doesn't exist... how? Nice try though.

everyday I pray to god that you die

either way, I win and you lose~

No you don't. You don't even believe in God, so why would you pray to him you retard?

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:51 pm

if he exists and listens to my prayer, you die

if he doesn't exist, then I win again cause I don't believe in him and you're a fool that does~

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:53 pm

Oh what a tangled web you weave...

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:56 pm

is that your way of saying you still don't understand and need me to use smaller words?

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:11 pm

Tikker wrote:is that your way of saying you still don't understand and need me to use smaller words?

HAHA you wish. It means you weave a web of convoluted nonsense. Want me to dumb that down for you? It means, "You don't make no sense, Verne."

dammuzis · Post by **dammuzis** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:58 am

problem with evolution is its definition

there are if i remember correctly.. 9 different types of evolution

Alphonso · Post by **Alphonso** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:17 am

wait a second.. no god? does that mean the tooth fairy isnt real either?!?

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:45 pm

Narrock wrote:
Tikker wrote:is that your way of saying you still don't understand and need me to use smaller words?

HAHA you wish. It means you weave a web of convoluted nonsense. Want me to dumb that down for you? It means, "You don't make no sense, Verne."

well, I figured since you were quoting shakespeare that maybe you thought I was lying about something, since that's the gist of the text you were referencing. Shockingling enough, you didn't know what you were talking about, so my bad

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:28 pm

Tikker wrote:
Narrock wrote:
Tikker wrote:is that your way of saying you still don't understand and need me to use smaller words?

HAHA you wish. It means you weave a web of convoluted nonsense. Want me to dumb that down for you? It means, "You don't make no sense, Verne."

well, I figured since you were quoting shakespeare that maybe you thought I was lying about something, since that's the gist of the text you were referencing. Shockingling enough, you didn't know what you were talking about, so my bad

You still don't make any sense. Begone, fool.

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:44 pm

sorry, multisyllable words

i sure hope you didn't pay more than $10 for your mail order diploma, cause you sure didn't learn anything

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:59 pm

Tikker wrote:sorry, multisyllable words

i sure hope you didn't pay more than $10 for your mail order diploma, cause you sure didn't learn anything

Maybe if you stopped talking gibberish, and made sense for a change, your stupidity might be better absorbed.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 2:40 am

Alphonso wrote:wait a second.. no god? does that mean the tooth fairy isnt real either?!?

hahah of course the tooth very exists. How would you get any money for your old teeth? It's not like their is an old tooth store or anything.

Until god does something useful like destroying the muslims its a good chance he doesn't exist.

Agrajag · Post by **Agrajag** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:30 am

Tikker wrote:sorry, multisyllable words

Tikker wrote:Shockingling

Donnel · Post by **Donnel** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:59 am

Hasselhoff wrote:Yah I was just trying to be funny. But i'm glad I have eyes. It's a good thing we evolved. If I didn't have eyes I wouldn't have had anything to replace with lasers.

this was awesome lol

10sun · Post by **10sun** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:56 pm

Hasselhoff wrote:
Alphonso wrote:wait a second.. no god? does that mean the tooth fairy isnt real either?!?

hahah of course the tooth very exists. How would you get any money for your old teeth? It's not like their is an old tooth store or anything.

Until god does something useful like destroying the muslims its a good chance he doesn't exist.

Its the Toof fairy and he brings you a platinum grill after you've murdered 5 prostitutes.