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Don't feel bad for not going to church on Sunday anymore bec

Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:49 pm
by Captain Insano
uase god doesn't exist...


evolution has been proved:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060531/sc_ ... hvBHNlYwM-

Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:51 pm
by Narrock
And that proves God doesn't exist... how? Nice try though.

Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:07 pm
by Arlos
Oddly enough, none (or almost none) of the people on the Evolution side of the debate have tried to claim that evolution = no God. It's been the religious types that keep trying to claim that evolution and God can't co-exist, ignoring the fact that a great number of prominent evolutionary scientists, biologists, etc. are devout christians. Who are humans to say how God (should he/she exist) went about creating our species, or any other?

-Arlos

Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:16 pm
by Captain Insano
Yah I was just trying to be funny. But i'm glad I have eyes. It's a good thing we evolved. If I didn't have eyes I wouldn't have had anything to replace with lasers.

Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:34 pm
by Tikker
Narrock wrote:And that proves God doesn't exist... how? Nice try though.


everyday I pray to god that you die


either way, I win and you lose~

Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:36 pm
by Narrock
Tikker wrote:
Narrock wrote:And that proves God doesn't exist... how? Nice try though.


everyday I pray to god that you die


either way, I win and you lose~


No you don't. You don't even believe in God, so why would you pray to him you retard?

Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:51 pm
by Tikker
if he exists and listens to my prayer, you die


if he doesn't exist, then I win again cause I don't believe in him and you're a fool that does~

Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:53 pm
by Narrock
Oh what a tangled web you weave...

Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:56 pm
by Tikker
is that your way of saying you still don't understand and need me to use smaller words?

Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:11 pm
by Narrock
Tikker wrote:is that your way of saying you still don't understand and need me to use smaller words?


HAHA you wish. It means you weave a web of convoluted nonsense. Want me to dumb that down for you? It means, "You don't make no sense, Verne."

Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:58 am
by dammuzis
problem with evolution is its definition

there are if i remember correctly.. 9 different types of evolution

Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:17 am
by Alphonso
wait a second.. no god? does that mean the tooth fairy isnt real either?!?

Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:45 pm
by Tikker
Narrock wrote:
Tikker wrote:is that your way of saying you still don't understand and need me to use smaller words?


HAHA you wish. It means you weave a web of convoluted nonsense. Want me to dumb that down for you? It means, "You don't make no sense, Verne."


well, I figured since you were quoting shakespeare that maybe you thought I was lying about something, since that's the gist of the text you were referencing. Shockingling enough, you didn't know what you were talking about, so my bad

Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:28 pm
by Narrock
Tikker wrote:
Narrock wrote:
Tikker wrote:is that your way of saying you still don't understand and need me to use smaller words?


HAHA you wish. It means you weave a web of convoluted nonsense. Want me to dumb that down for you? It means, "You don't make no sense, Verne."


well, I figured since you were quoting shakespeare that maybe you thought I was lying about something, since that's the gist of the text you were referencing. Shockingling enough, you didn't know what you were talking about, so my bad


You still don't make any sense. Begone, fool.

Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:44 pm
by Tikker
sorry, multisyllable words

i sure hope you didn't pay more than $10 for your mail order diploma, cause you sure didn't learn anything

Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:59 pm
by Narrock
Tikker wrote:sorry, multisyllable words

i sure hope you didn't pay more than $10 for your mail order diploma, cause you sure didn't learn anything


Maybe if you stopped talking gibberish, and made sense for a change, your stupidity might be better absorbed.

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 2:40 am
by Captain Insano
Alphonso wrote:wait a second.. no god? does that mean the tooth fairy isnt real either?!?



hahah of course the tooth very exists. How would you get any money for your old teeth? It's not like their is an old tooth store or anything.

Until god does something useful like destroying the muslims its a good chance he doesn't exist.

Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:30 am
by Agrajag
Tikker wrote:sorry, multisyllable words


Tikker wrote:Shockingling


:rofl:

Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:59 am
by Donnel
Hasselhoff wrote:Yah I was just trying to be funny. But i'm glad I have eyes. It's a good thing we evolved. If I didn't have eyes I wouldn't have had anything to replace with lasers.


:bowdown: this was awesome lol

Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:56 pm
by 10sun
Hasselhoff wrote:
Alphonso wrote:wait a second.. no god? does that mean the tooth fairy isnt real either?!?



hahah of course the tooth very exists. How would you get any money for your old teeth? It's not like their is an old tooth store or anything.

Until god does something useful like destroying the muslims its a good chance he doesn't exist.


Its the Toof fairy and he brings you a platinum grill after you've murdered 5 prostitutes.