Lightbulb in the anus

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Lightbulb in the anus

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From Reuters:

MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.
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Thread delivers.
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Phlegm wrote:"Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."


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HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! :lol:
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Post by leah »

this happened in an episode of scrubs and the janitor was the one who figured out how to take care of it... in season four, episode called "my office"

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Gross.
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come to think of it.. this guy must have got ass fucked soo much that he didn't even feel such a big thing go in him.. i mean seriously.. If you guys were drugged and someone shoved something like that in ur ass.. fer sure it would break and i bet 100% no matter how uncontious you are you WILL wake up! damn even the dead would scream.
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Juls wrote:damn even the dead would scream.


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