Good news guys...

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:59 am

There is a candy bar claims to soothe and alleviate the symptoms of PMS and menopause. A chocolate treat called Wonder Bar sold by a New Jersey company called Ecco Bella.

http://www.eccobella.com/_WWBFAQs.html

Post by **Arlos** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:05 pm

Still won't help, unless you can somehow disguise it. Look at the reaction guys get if they so much as suggest taking Midol. Maybe this'd be better, since it is chocolate, but then you're going to get accused of trying to make her fat... Rational accusation? No, but remember, we're dealing with PMSing people here. Rationality is NOT their calling card.

-Arlos

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:09 pm

BOYS BOYS BOYS. Ther eis a simple way of doing this.

1.) Heat up a Brownie
2.) Add Vanilla Ice cream
3.) Top with Whipped Cream
4.) Add some of this chocolate bar on top
5.) Give it to your honey and tell her that you loved her so much you thought she might like a sweet treat for your sweet lady.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:17 pm

I dont like chocolate.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:22 pm

1.) Heat up a Brownie
2.) Add Vanilla Ice cream
3.) Top with Whipped Cream
4.) Add some of this chocolate bar on top
5.) Give it to your honey and tell her that you loved her so much you thought she might like a sweet treat for your sweet lady.

I would rather if my girlfriend didn't out weigh me by 100 pounds.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:26 pm

I seriously told my last girlfriend to stop acting like a bitch and that being on the rag is no excuse...She rebuttaled, and I told her "I don't care".

It worked fucking wonders for her attitude.

What do you think I just get to be a fucking asshole because I'm in a bad mood?

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:45 pm

Ginzburgh wrote:
1.) Heat up a Brownie
2.) Add Vanilla Ice cream
3.) Top with Whipped Cream
4.) Add some of this chocolate bar on top
5.) Give it to your honey and tell her that you loved her so much you thought she might like a sweet treat for your sweet lady.

I would rather if my girlfriend didn't out weigh me by 100 pounds.

Having one dessert once a month is not going to make you gain 100 pounds.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:53 pm

A cookie is a desert.

A brownie topped with vanilla ice cream, whip cream and a chocolate bar is a disgusting exercise in gluttony. My girlfriend would tell you the same thing.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:55 pm

Good for her.

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:55 pm

Ginzburgh wrote:A cookie is a desert.

A brownie topped with vanilla ice cream, whip cream and a chocolate bar is a disgusting exercise in gluttony. My girlfriend would tell you the same thing.

Don't you mean a delicious exercise in gluttony?

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:56 pm

The desert almost makes me throw up in my mouth....so I agree with Ginz and his chica.

Hey guys, I think there is a ghost or a raccoon in my chimney. Help

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:59 pm

Start a fire, WAIT. It might be Santa Claus.

Call an exterminator.

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:59 pm

Get the kid to crawl up there and take care of it. Try and find her a razor a small hammer or something.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:07 pm

I'll tie razor blades to her fists so she can fight it away.

Oh, on the topic of that nasty desert mentioned above, I just got a call from my OB to tell me my glucose tests came back abnormal. I have gestational diabetes again

I blame this thread.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:10 pm

Just be careful, that is some serious business.

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:15 pm

The Kizzy wrote:Just be careful, that is some serious business.

I agree, I'd get the little one on that racoon business ASAP!

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:18 pm

Zanchief wrote:
The Kizzy wrote:Just be careful, that is some serious business.

I agree, I'd get the little one on that racoon business ASAP!

lol

I know it's serious, I got it with Hailey too. I was hoping to escape it this time around. I hate the extra doctors appts but I do kinda like the extra sonograms

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:24 pm

Ginzburgh wrote:
1.) Heat up a Brownie
2.) Add Vanilla Ice cream
3.) Top with Whipped Cream
4.) Add some of this chocolate bar on top
5.) Give it to your honey and tell her that you loved her so much you thought she might like a sweet treat for your sweet lady.

I would rather if my girlfriend didn't out weigh me by 100 pounds.

Eat it with her. Problem solved. You'll both be fat.