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There is a candy bar claims to soothe and alleviate the symptoms of PMS and menopause. A chocolate treat called Wonder Bar sold by a New Jersey company called Ecco Bella.


http://www.eccobella.com/_WWBFAQs.html

Still won't help, unless you can somehow disguise it. Look at the reaction guys get if they so much as suggest taking Midol. Maybe this'd be better, since it is chocolate, but then you're going to get accused of trying to make her fat... Rational accusation? No, but remember, we're dealing with PMSing people here. Rationality is NOT their calling card.

-Arlos

BOYS BOYS BOYS. Ther eis a simple way of doing this.

1.) Heat up a Brownie
2.) Add Vanilla Ice cream
3.) Top with Whipped Cream
4.) Add some of this chocolate bar on top
5.) Give it to your honey and tell her that you loved her so much you thought she might like a sweet treat for your sweet lady.

I dont like chocolate.

1.) Heat up a Brownie
2.) Add Vanilla Ice cream
3.) Top with Whipped Cream
4.) Add some of this chocolate bar on top
5.) Give it to your honey and tell her that you loved her so much you thought she might like a sweet treat for your sweet lady.

I would rather if my girlfriend didn't out weigh me by 100 pounds.

I seriously told my last girlfriend to stop acting like a bitch and that being on the rag is no excuse...She rebuttaled, and I told her "I don't care".

It worked fucking wonders for her attitude.

What do you think I just get to be a fucking asshole because I'm in a bad mood?

Ginzburgh wrote:

1.) Heat up a Brownie
2.) Add Vanilla Ice cream
3.) Top with Whipped Cream
4.) Add some of this chocolate bar on top
5.) Give it to your honey and tell her that you loved her so much you thought she might like a sweet treat for your sweet lady.

I would rather if my girlfriend didn't out weigh me by 100 pounds.

Having one dessert once a month is not going to make you gain 100 pounds.

A cookie is a desert.

A brownie topped with vanilla ice cream, whip cream and a chocolate bar is a disgusting exercise in gluttony. My girlfriend would tell you the same thing.

Good for her.

Ginzburgh wrote:A cookie is a desert.

A brownie topped with vanilla ice cream, whip cream and a chocolate bar is a disgusting exercise in gluttony. My girlfriend would tell you the same thing.

Don't you mean a delicious exercise in gluttony?

The desert almost makes me throw up in my mouth....so I agree with Ginz and his chica.


Hey guys, I think there is a ghost or a raccoon in my chimney. Help

Start a fire, WAIT. It might be Santa Claus.

Call an exterminator.

Get the kid to crawl up there and take care of it. Try and find her a razor a small hammer or something.

I'll tie razor blades to her fists so she can fight it away.

Oh, on the topic of that nasty desert mentioned above, I just got a call from my OB to tell me my glucose tests came back abnormal. I have gestational diabetes again I blame this thread.

Just be careful, that is some serious business.

The Kizzy wrote:Just be careful, that is some serious business.

I agree, I'd get the little one on that racoon business ASAP!

Zanchief wrote:

The Kizzy wrote:Just be careful, that is some serious business.

I agree, I'd get the little one on that racoon business ASAP!

lol


I know it's serious, I got it with Hailey too. I was hoping to escape it this time around. I hate the extra doctors appts but I do kinda like the extra sonograms

Ginzburgh wrote:

1.) Heat up a Brownie
2.) Add Vanilla Ice cream
3.) Top with Whipped Cream
4.) Add some of this chocolate bar on top
5.) Give it to your honey and tell her that you loved her so much you thought she might like a sweet treat for your sweet lady.

I would rather if my girlfriend didn't out weigh me by 100 pounds.

Eat it with her. Problem solved. You'll both be fat.