I drove past a

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:55 pm

Seventh-Day Adventist church in a little town called Angels Camp today and the sign out front said, "We have a prophet-sharing plan."

:rofl:

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:24 am

Lionking · Post by **Lionking** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:31 am

Donnel · Post by **Donnel** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:56 am

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:03 pm

there's a church here in lincoln that usually has pretty witty things on their little marquee thing but since i moved last year i never drive by it anymore ;\

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:44 pm

There's a little community church near me that changes their slogan about once a week. Last week's slogan said, "So you think it's hot here?"

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:50 pm

My parent's church changes theirs once a week, but I stopped going a few years ago, so I havent had a chance to read them. My dad normally tells me the funny ones when I see him.

Juls · Post by **Juls** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:24 pm

cool ..

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:47 pm

I don't go to church. When I find one that isn't full of judgemental dickheads, I will let you know.

Actually, let me just eat my words right now. I went to a small Methodist church in the town I lived in as a child. I loved the choir and they let me join free!

Anyway, I snuck a kitten in I had found outside and lost under my robes one day. The ladies and I sang our hearts out. Ten years later, I was buying a lemonad from their tent at this fun day event. and the ladies were making fun of me because they heard the kitten meowing all through chior practice. I was laughing when they told me the story. I had almost forgotten it totally.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:56 pm

I wish I could sing.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:02 pm

I used-ta-could. I was a lovely soprano. Then I got mono and a whole string of strep after that. It lowered my voice to alto, which, while it isnt bad, I miss having any kind of range.

So I quit singing and picked up instuments instead.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:03 pm

Darcler wrote:I used-ta-could. I was a lovely soprano. Then I got mono and a whole string of strep after that. It lowered my voice to alto, which, while it isnt bad, I miss having any kind of range.

So I quit singing and picked up instuments instead.

Skin flute?

:OH SNAP:

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:04 pm

BURN!

Yes.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:36 pm

The meat trombone

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:13 pm

ham cymbals lol

Drem · Post by **Drem** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:27 am

The life of an opera singer is ridiculous. You have to eat a certain way, sleep a certain way, can't smoke or do anything that could damage your throat at all... it's crazy. My friend said you basically have to be really dumb to be a professional singer... but it's true. Listen to an interview with Pavoratti... he's retarded

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:49 am

haha this reminds me of that McDonald's commercial for their new southern chicken whateverthehellitscalled.

The blonde bimbo going to town like she can actually sing, then while eating the chicken one of the dudes in the booth accidently bumps on of the switches and shuts everything down and you can hear how shitty she is without the aid of computers.... kinda like 90% of music stars today.... very funny commercial.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:12 am

Drem wrote:The life of an opera singer is ridiculous. You have to eat a certain way, sleep a certain way, can't smoke or do anything that could damage your throat at all... it's crazy. My friend said you basically have to be really dumb to be a professional singer... but it's true. Listen to an interview with Pavoratti... he's retarded

And Pavarotti's lifestyle bought him front row seats to Pancreatic cancer.

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:09 pm

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araby · Post by **araby** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:06 pm

When I was in Hastings with Brinstar when we passed a church that had an ATM in the parking lot. or was it a drink machine...