The truth about atheism
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:21 am
The first in a series of articles about the Godless minority who pose an even bigger threat to our society than the Muslims.
haha, wtf
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:34 am
haha, wtf
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:35 am
Tikker wrote:The first in a series of articles about the Godless minority who pose an even bigger threat to our society than the Muslims.
haha, wtf
Quote of the year.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:38 am
man, this article rules!
proof that mindia wrote this article, or maybe lyion
Both fascism and communism are based on Athiesm.
Most criminals are atheists, or, conversely, most atheists (ie all of them!) are criminals (they just haven’t all been caught yet).
proof that mindia wrote this article, or maybe lyion
One of the most annoying things about Atheists is that their mad lack of belief actually makes them feel somehow superior to real American Christians. Rejecting decent honest faith and belief they use things like a reliance on “scientific methodology”, “reasoned argument”, “historical evidence”, “documentary proof” and “logic” to baffle and confuse. Instead of accepting the obvious reality that the Bible is God’s word, they try to claim that the Gospels were written hundreds of years after the death of Jesus, that there were hundreds of other similar books rejected by committee at something called the council of Nicea and that most of the New Testament was compiled out of political expediency. They say that many of the Jesus stories existed long before Jesus was said to have been alive and that most of his sayings and parables aren’t that impressive anyway. They are wrong.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:40 am
ps, I love all the comments at the end of the article from people who took it seriously
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:40 pm
If you're going to entitle your article 'The truth about Atheism exposed', you shouldn't contradict yourself right off the bat in the first paragraph -- it's hard to actively hate something if you don't believe it exists.
Though in the second paragraph, the author seems quite proud to announce that hate itself is alive and well.
I skimmed the rest since it's pretty much totally apocryphal and aggrandized hyperbole.
Though in the second paragraph, the author seems quite proud to announce that hate itself is alive and well.
I skimmed the rest since it's pretty much totally apocryphal and aggrandized hyperbole.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:01 pm
Look folks, ^ another person who missed the point of the article!
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:40 pm
That was great.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:53 pm
I think modern christians just like to feel like victims. They run everything allready and still complain. I thought most criminals were black and just bout all of them beleive in the jesus. This is the shit thatmakes me hate those people.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:08 pm
When did jesus get so hateful.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:11 pm
The author of that no doubt attends the Landover Baptist Church, and has The Onion as their primary news source.
-Arlos
-Arlos
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:47 pm
arlos wrote:The author of that no doubt attends the Landover Baptist Church, and has The Onion as their primary news source.
-Arlos
Is there any other news source outside of the Onion?!?!?!?!
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:57 pm
HAHA WTF
"A typical Atheist. Look at his stupid hat! And the way he hides his eyes from God’s light."
ROFL
"A typical Atheist. Look at his stupid hat! And the way he hides his eyes from God’s light."
ROFL
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:48 am
lol great
and holy crap hook line and sinker on those responses, some of those people will have major scarring from the hooks in their mouths
and holy crap hook line and sinker on those responses, some of those people will have major scarring from the hooks in their mouths
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:53 am
arlos wrote:The author of that no doubt attends the Landover Baptist Church, and has The Onion as their primary news source.
-Arlos
It's almost as if... he is trying to show how funny it is that people follow this shit. Or even better, to show how people who dont follow this shit take opinions such as those seriously.
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:39 pm
This was funny. thx for the chuckle.
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:33 pm
Oh my gosh, I just totally misread it. I'll have to revisit it with a different mindset, I'm sure I'll find it hilariously funny.
Now regarding the Landover Baptist Church, that's just wrong, and it's an affront to civilized society that places like that are allowed to exist.
Now regarding the Landover Baptist Church, that's just wrong, and it's an affront to civilized society that places like that are allowed to exist.
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:16 pm
Uh.... The Landover Baptist Church is "The Onion" of Christian sites.
How many real Christian churches would sell you a "What Would Jesus Do" thong?
It's NOT those crazy asshats that protest funerals.
-Arlos
How many real Christian churches would sell you a "What Would Jesus Do" thong?
It's NOT those crazy asshats that protest funerals.
-Arlos
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:21 am
I knew (prior to posting) that Landover is a parody of Xtian extremism. Since I hadn't heard of Landover before, I wiki'd it. So in referring to Landover, I was being deliberately facetious. Or not, depending on whether one considers discussion of parody "serious" discussion.
But the Onion is actually funny sometimes.
The ShellytheRepublican site wasn't funny to me. At all.
So therein lies my difficulty. I'm not sure why I would find one funny and the other not, since they're employing similar comedic devices and styles.
Maybe I need to lighten up. Arooo!
But the Onion is actually funny sometimes.
The ShellytheRepublican site wasn't funny to me. At all.
So therein lies my difficulty. I'm not sure why I would find one funny and the other not, since they're employing similar comedic devices and styles.
Maybe I need to lighten up. Arooo!
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:30 am
Commander Riker to Data, please turn your emotion chip back on.
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:44 am
But then I might harm someone.
Or worse yet, cause myself to be harmed by someone else. No, we'd better leave that chip out for now.
Please don't shoot me!
Or worse yet, cause myself to be harmed by someone else. No, we'd better leave that chip out for now.
Please don't shoot me!
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:45 am
lmfao.
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:21 pm
I do not believe in the existance or non existance of aethism!