Fuck car salesmen

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:13 pm

Fucking idiots. I used to think teachers were some of the America's dumbest in the "work force," but holy fucking hell car salesmen are FUCKING STUPID.

I found a great deal on a 325i - low milage, perfect condition, sweet ride. Been trying to work out a deal over it and have found that I have been doing 90% of the work... contacting the lender, so on.

Now they call me and say we have to wait a couple of days to complete the deal because they don't have a certain form - that they will have to "go across town" to get.

I told them to shove the deal up their asses. If they can't get their shit together and take care of the customer - fuck em. I'll take my money else where.

Stupid mother fucking salesmen. They should be shot on site until Natural Selection ensures we start seeing only smart people working in those jobs.

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:20 pm

yeah - I'm currently driving a goddamn 2004 Isuzu Rodeo - fag car extreme. WTF I get pissed when morons fuck up my plans. I want them all dead - cocksuckers.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:20 pm

My favorite dealership around here is the Nissan one, its 100% run by black people. They do a good job with getting you the info for cars and selling them, but you can't walk 2 feet without another salesmen trying to steal you away from the one you started talking to.

DESX · Post by **DESX** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:25 pm

Dylan wrote:My favorite dealership around here is the Nissan one, its 100% run by black people. They do a good job with getting you the info for cars and selling them, but you can't walk 2 feet without another salesmen trying to steal you away from the one you started talking to.

Suprised they aren't working a cadillac dealership. Get you an escalade riding on teh dubz.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:44 pm

I think they were all black cause the manager was black and probably didn't hire white folks.

And across the street were the whitest motherfuckers you ever seen at the Volkswagon dealership.

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:01 pm

At least they're not driving a fucking RODEO... nothing screams soccor mom or "family guy" like a fagtastic, over sized, haul your fat fuck faced kids around in Rodeo / SUV

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:02 pm

Try showing up to pick up a fine piece of tail in a goddamn rodeo and see if you get some play that night... try it... see how well that works...

cocksucker salesmen they should be shot

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:17 pm

Which should be the first indication that your taste in women sucks.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:58 pm

Ginzburgh wrote:Which should be the first indication that your taste in women sucks.

I'll trade you a 98 Firebird lol

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:58 pm

Meant to quote and add " QFT ".

Evermore · Post by **Evermore** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:04 pm

you need to bang MILFS

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:05 pm

You can probably get an ES or IS from Lexus and get similar to equal quality for less. Are you talking brand new or last year's?

Jazendar · Post by **Jazendar** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:53 pm

I was seconds from buying a 330i recently, but I decided to keep my honda bike for commuting instead. Though seasonal riding does suck ..=/

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:28 pm

Diekan wrote:Try showing up to pick up a fine piece of tail in a goddamn rodeo and see if you get some play that night... try it... see how well that works...

I laughed at this...and not because it was funny.

DESX · Post by **DESX** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:34 pm

Place called Jordan used honda's here. Very nice cars for cheap as shit. Seen people all over iowa driving their cars and suv's so their deals must be good. Might wanna pass by if you arent to far.

Jazendar · Post by **Jazendar** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:44 pm

craigslist and such, online is the best way to go bro. Much more competition lowers the prices by cars upwards of 2k +.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:51 pm

/shrug, just hit up a dealership towards the end of the month and you can get a car for a steal either way.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:55 pm

yeah - I'm currently driving a goddamn 2004 Isuzu Rodeo - fag car extreme

I think you're being a tad mellow dramatic.

It's not that bad looking a car.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:56 pm

And so much for trusting google on the spelling of melodramatic.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:59 pm

Hey Diekan I think you should go get an Escalade and roll in with 22 mo mo's.

Post by **Arlos** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:00 pm

Gotta be spinners, though. GOT to be spinners.

-Arlos

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:01 pm

They spinnin nigga they spinnin *swings head*

Lionking · Post by **Lionking** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:46 pm

Ginzburgh wrote:
yeah - I'm currently driving a goddamn 2004 Isuzu Rodeo - fag car extreme

I think you're being a tad mellow dramatic.

It's not that bad looking a car.

psst... Diek thinks the Rodeo is the reason he's not getting any action. :dunno:

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:02 pm

I'm starting to think Diekan is playing into the type of women that he complained about in that post about the red wine.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:08 pm

Yeah, I wonder if the Rodeo was counted as a "strike".