A Riddle for yall

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what am I??

A STREET LIGHT
2
7%
A CIGAR
25
86%
A LIGHT POLE
2
7%
 
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A Riddle for yall

Post by kinghooter00 »

Slim and Tall


I am slim and tall, Many find me desirable and appealing. They touch me and I give a false good feeling. Once I shine in splendor, But only once and then no more. For many I am "to die for". What am I?


I'll give the answer after all of you try and guess it....
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Post by Tikker »

word on the street is that by the 3rd guess, someone will have gotten it
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well, yeah but you won't know that until i tell you will you??? :mystery:
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why did i put the pole up???
Damn!!!!!!
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D) a cock
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:lol:
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Post by araby »

what the hell is the answer
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Post by Dimuza »

yeah, you jerk. give the answer! :p
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Post by 10sun »

If you can't figure that out, I'm sorry for you =(
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10sun wrote:If you can't figure that out, I'm sorry for you =(
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Post by Dimuza »

yeah, me too :p
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Zanchief wrote:
10sun wrote:If you can't figure that out, I'm sorry for you =(
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
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Martrae wrote:
Zanchief wrote:
10sun wrote:If you can't figure that out, I'm sorry for you =(


No shit
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AKA ~~Baron Boshie of the Nameless~~
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Post by araby »

jeez. I just wanted to know if I was right.
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Re: A Riddle for yall

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kinghooter00 wrote:
A) A STREET LIGHT
5% [ 1 ]
B) A CIGAR
85% [ 17 ]
C) A LIGHT POLE
10% [ 2 ]




Option D) You are fucking Retarded.



I chose D.
Why fight it, i am a Man Whore!
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Option D was a cock. You have to go with option E for retarded.
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Post by Xaiveir »

Hmmm so you are right, Option E is now retarded...cock with remain at D.
Why fight it, i am a Man Whore!
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So you choose cock then? I always knew you would choose cock.
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Post by Xaiveir »

Negative, since it was changed retroactivly to Cock being option D, and My answer being then changed to E.

Sorry to dissapoint
Why fight it, i am a Man Whore!
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Post by Dimuza »

cock-chooser!
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Post by The Kizzy »

Option d is ALWAYS Lick Finawin's inner thigh
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Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
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Post by Harrison »

The Kizzy wrote:Option d is ALWAYS Lick Finawin's inner thigh
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Post by Evermore »

what is better?

A) this riddle
B) Licking Finawin's inner thigh
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Post by kinghooter00 »

GIVE UP???

Its a toaster....yeah , go figure, huh???? :wink:
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Post by araby »

how dumb. that wasn't even an option. Kinghooter you are fired.
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