Auntie, remember the LAW

Post by **Lyion** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 9:35 am

I posted this on anything for anyone, but its more relevant here.

I must reinforce the Ezeekial Laws of flame.

1. Always attack, never defend or respond.

2. Post fast, post hard, use sarcasm, ignore common sense. Always reply to your target, and keep the tone condescending and rude

3. Stick to one target at a time. Do not be sidestepped into a 'mediator' battle.

4. IM your three actual friends to build consensus with replies like 'owned'.

5. Stick to meaningful targets. Manginas, attention whoring women, guildleaders who might threaten your monopoly, and people over the age of 19.

6. Finally, don't ever take this shit seriously.

A good flame should have this result:

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 9:57 am

I have mastered those rules.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 10:32 am

My doctor is Dr Scwartz, I went to see him yesterday, and I said Hello Doctor, I see your Scwartz is as big as mine, and he just looked at me with this dumbfounded look on his face, so I said Spaceballs rent it, he said he would. We will see next week when I go in for my results.

Post by **Lyion** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 10:34 am

A picture is worth a 1000 words

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 4:47 pm

in that case you are incredibly fucking wordy in the Other Worlds forum

PS ralf sucks at flaming

Post by **Lyion** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:20 pm

brinstar wrote:in that case you are incredibly fucking wordy in the Other Worlds forum

I'm a wannabe writer. Don't make me break out the Subservient Chicken link!

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:34 pm

wannabe more like wallaby

Post by **Lyion** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:41 pm

brinstar wrote:wannabe more like wallaby

I'm more like Kangaroo?

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Azlana · Post by **Azlana** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:43 pm

inconceivable!

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:52 pm

i know exactly what it means lyion OR SHOULD I SAY SMALLISH ANIMAL COMMON IN AUSTRALALALAIA?????????????????????

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:56 pm

Spaceballs sucks ass.

Post by **Lyion** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 6:26 pm

brinstar wrote:i know exactly what it means lyion OR SHOULD I SAY SMALLISH ANIMAL COMMON IN AUSTRALALALAIA?????????????????????

Drugs

R

Bad.

Here I thought you were a fan of any balls, John. Learn something new everyday.

Mudcrush Durtfeet · Post by **Mudcrush Durtfeet** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 6:50 pm

The best person at making flames that would shrivel the soul of the most obstinate troller was Barnabuss.

Ow.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 8:31 pm

Where the hell is that guy?

Post by **Lyion** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 8:36 pm

Mudcrush Durtfeet wrote:The best person at making flames that would shrivel the soul of the most obstinate troller was Barnabuss.

After having been tight with Morgai/Barny for a while, then on the flame list I can attest to the truth of this.

The fact Barn was truly evil indicates he possibly was really a woman, and had his friends fooled.

Drem · Post by **Drem** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 8:55 pm

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brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 9:09 pm

yah barn's were always my favorite

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:43 am

i'll 0\/\/ /\/ u

Vipsindsyg · Post by **Vipsindsyg** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 4:01 am

Best flameposts ever were made by Rtyui, period.

mappatazee · Post by **mappatazee** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 9:25 am

[quote="Lyion"]A picture is worth a 1000 words

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What language is this?

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 9:35 am

Look, Mudcrush comes out of hiding to suck some cock.

Aavar · Post by **Aavar** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 12:37 pm

Azlana - are you quoting from Princess bride?

Caladore Buhbong · Post by **Caladore Buhbong** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 12:44 pm

Princess Bride Np.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 12:44 pm

That is where it is most famous from