What are your favorite and/or most annoying NPC quotes?

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed May 11, 2005 12:42 pm

I don't have a favorite yet, although some of them are pretty funny. One I find particularly annoying is the guy in my hometown that always says, "Gather around people, gather around... I'll be warming up my voice in a few minutes." I have to hear that crap every time I go to repair my armor or need to go to the bank. Somebody shoot that guy please.

Donnel · Post by **Donnel** » Wed May 11, 2005 12:44 pm

Have you seeeen a gnolll beforeee?

Solaar Powar · Post by **Solaar Powar** » Wed May 11, 2005 3:34 pm

everything an npc says in qeynos is annoying... give me freeport anyday
"That's an awful nice pair boots there....friend."
"You'd look alot more interesting with a dagger sticking out of your back"
"Only the strong survive around here...nice knowing you"

/sigh I :wub:

freeport

Post by **Martrae** » Wed May 11, 2005 3:37 pm

I love it when the Erudites tell me (a Kerra) that my master was looking for me with a leash. And I'm not in nasty slimy FP either. :P

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed May 11, 2005 5:13 pm

Martrae wrote:I love it when the Erudites tell me (a Kerra) that my master was looking for me with a leash. And I'm not in nasty slimy FP either. :P

LOL

by an NPC kekekekeke

Solaar Powar · Post by **Solaar Powar** » Thu May 12, 2005 1:32 pm

lol

best one I've heard is when a half elf comes into begger's court, most of the humans say "half right..half wrong"

Donnel · Post by **Donnel** » Thu May 12, 2005 1:54 pm

Most Dark Elf's say something about "So Close to Perfection..." or something like that lol.

mofish · Post by **mofish** » Thu May 12, 2005 2:36 pm

The winner of the worst on each side are :

1. Qeynos - The Innkeep in Castleview Hamlet. 'A fine establishment for recuperating the body and expanding the mind!' /smack!

2. Freeport - Nosno the Naysayer in Stonestair Byway. 'Run! Flee to the hills! Freeport will not save us again! blahblah' /kill!

lareau · Post by **lareau** » Thu May 12, 2005 2:50 pm

The fisherman dude at Qeynos Harbor, where you ring the bell to move to different zones.

Come try your luck... I've been fishing here since I was a small boy!

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Thu May 12, 2005 3:35 pm

lareau wrote:The fisherman dude at Qeynos Harbor, where you ring the bell to move to different zones.

Come try your luck... I've been fishing here since I was a small boy!

OMG I can't stand that guy.

Gruns · Post by **Gruns** » Thu May 12, 2005 8:37 pm

"If I don't have what you want, you don't neeeed it!" -Down Below Merchant

Later
Gruns

Donnel · Post by **Donnel** » Fri May 13, 2005 8:10 am

UP IS DOWN AND DOWN IS UP YET BOTH ARE STILL SIDEWAYS NEEHAHAHHAH - Crazy Troll

Solaar Powar · Post by **Solaar Powar** » Fri May 13, 2005 1:42 pm

crazy lady in begger's court after you do her quest "come hither, how can I, queen antonia bale, serve you?"

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Sat May 14, 2005 9:19 am

THIS DAY WOULD BE PERFECT... IF ONLY I HAD A COOL GLASS OF JUMJUM... OH WELL!

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Sat May 14, 2005 9:20 am

Gruns wrote:"If I don't have what you want, you don't neeeed it!" -Down Below Merchant

Later

Gruns

lol yeah and he always SCREAMS it too.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Mon May 16, 2005 8:55 am

come hither, how can I, queen antonia bale, serve you?"

Hah I love that woman, crazy lady sits in Freeport and pretends to be Antonia.

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