NBA TALK - 2005/2006
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NBA TALK - 2005/2006
Alright... I can't post very often right now because of my job situation and internet connectivity solution (meaning, I drive to my parents to get online).
However... I wanted a nice and easy thread to talk NBA in.
My commentary...
The 5 way deal:
Miami will be huge next year. Walker is a greedy mother fucker (shot selection) but he'll HAVE to know that Wade and Shaq come first on that team. He'll be a good fit for them.
I don't understand the Ostertag deal at all... why would Sloan want that lump of useless flesh back on his bench? He's not even making that much money, so... what's the point?
Current rumors:
Mavs interested in re-acquiring Nick Van Exel. That's good.
Mavs pursuing Doug Christie as the replacement for Michael Finley. That's good.
Mav's turn down an offer from San Antonio involving Nesterovic for TARIQ ABDUL-WAHAD. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH OUR ADMINISTRATION WHEN YOU TURN DOWN AN OFFER LIKE THAT? HOLY FUCKING HELL I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY EXTREME© MT. DEW WHEN I READ THAT. GOD DAMN YOU CUBAN.
yeah...
fun...
The off-season winners so far:
Cleveland Cavaliers. Totally. They might have the best backcourt in the league next year... 3 young studs... defensive minded Hughes with 'can-do-it-all' LBJ is badass. Resigning Z was perfect. It's like... they are doing what the Mavs WANTED to do last year: sign their free-agent AND PREVENT HIM FROM KILLING YOU LATER ON IN THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS (Hi Zan) and court all the free-agents you have your sights on. Dump your lumpy players (Gooden) on teams that will overpay for him. A+
Houston Rockets. Unless Dallas does something that fits perfectly (Christie would be cool... Gooden would be cool...), I seriously doubt that anyone will have us as the #2 team from Texas at the start of the season. Houston needed ONE thing for finals contention: a real PF. Stromile Swift was easily a top 10 FA this off-season... the fact that Houston grabbed him so quickly and so easily proves how much potential and 'fit' he sees in playing with them. Right now, SA>Houston>Dallas... and that pains me to write.
Miami Heat. Obvious #1 contender for 'best off-season' award. We'll see what the rest of the league does to match. Detroit and Indiana are likely in panic mode right now.
L.A. Lakers. I simply like the amount of young 'potential' talent that Jackson went after. He's done it in the past... he'll keep doing it. I won't say that they are a playoff team - yet... but Jackson ALONE makes a big difference.
Where do ya'll rank the teams so far? Any hot rumors going on in your neck of the woods?
However... I wanted a nice and easy thread to talk NBA in.
My commentary...
The 5 way deal:
Miami will be huge next year. Walker is a greedy mother fucker (shot selection) but he'll HAVE to know that Wade and Shaq come first on that team. He'll be a good fit for them.
I don't understand the Ostertag deal at all... why would Sloan want that lump of useless flesh back on his bench? He's not even making that much money, so... what's the point?
Current rumors:
Mavs interested in re-acquiring Nick Van Exel. That's good.
Mavs pursuing Doug Christie as the replacement for Michael Finley. That's good.
Mav's turn down an offer from San Antonio involving Nesterovic for TARIQ ABDUL-WAHAD. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH OUR ADMINISTRATION WHEN YOU TURN DOWN AN OFFER LIKE THAT? HOLY FUCKING HELL I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY EXTREME© MT. DEW WHEN I READ THAT. GOD DAMN YOU CUBAN.
yeah...
fun...
The off-season winners so far:
Cleveland Cavaliers. Totally. They might have the best backcourt in the league next year... 3 young studs... defensive minded Hughes with 'can-do-it-all' LBJ is badass. Resigning Z was perfect. It's like... they are doing what the Mavs WANTED to do last year: sign their free-agent AND PREVENT HIM FROM KILLING YOU LATER ON IN THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS (Hi Zan) and court all the free-agents you have your sights on. Dump your lumpy players (Gooden) on teams that will overpay for him. A+
Houston Rockets. Unless Dallas does something that fits perfectly (Christie would be cool... Gooden would be cool...), I seriously doubt that anyone will have us as the #2 team from Texas at the start of the season. Houston needed ONE thing for finals contention: a real PF. Stromile Swift was easily a top 10 FA this off-season... the fact that Houston grabbed him so quickly and so easily proves how much potential and 'fit' he sees in playing with them. Right now, SA>Houston>Dallas... and that pains me to write.
Miami Heat. Obvious #1 contender for 'best off-season' award. We'll see what the rest of the league does to match. Detroit and Indiana are likely in panic mode right now.
L.A. Lakers. I simply like the amount of young 'potential' talent that Jackson went after. He's done it in the past... he'll keep doing it. I won't say that they are a playoff team - yet... but Jackson ALONE makes a big difference.
Where do ya'll rank the teams so far? Any hot rumors going on in your neck of the woods?
Gaazy wrote:Now vonk on the other hand, is one of the most self absorbed know it alls in my memory of this site. Ive always thought so, and I still cant understand why in gods name he is here
Eastern Conference playoffs
1. Miami
2. Indiana/Detroit
3. New jersey
4. Detroit/Indiana
5. Cleveland
6. Chicago
7,8 - Washington/Boston/Philly....not sure which of those will get 7th and 8th seed, and which will not make the playoffs.
Western Conference playoffs
1. San Antonio
2. Phoenix
3. Denver
4. Houston
5. Dallas
6. Sacramento
7. Seattle
8. Goldern State/Memphis/Minnesota...again, cant decive between these 3
1. Miami
2. Indiana/Detroit
3. New jersey
4. Detroit/Indiana
5. Cleveland
6. Chicago
7,8 - Washington/Boston/Philly....not sure which of those will get 7th and 8th seed, and which will not make the playoffs.
Western Conference playoffs
1. San Antonio
2. Phoenix
3. Denver
4. Houston
5. Dallas
6. Sacramento
7. Seattle
8. Goldern State/Memphis/Minnesota...again, cant decive between these 3
Last edited by Susvain on Thu Aug 04, 2005 5:27 pm, edited 1 time in total.
well i am not sure you want Doug Vonk.. his feet are pretty bad.. they were bad last year and the year before. but if he is healthy it will help alot
i think move houston down to where sac is on that list and move everyone up a spot and thats what it will be. BUt who knows how bonzi will work out or garcia, hart etc
i think maimi if Walker gets a clue is the class of the NBA now. If Shaq is healthy they will win easy (or as easy as you can)
Spurs will be near their level. BUt they are the champs so ..
i think move houston down to where sac is on that list and move everyone up a spot and thats what it will be. BUt who knows how bonzi will work out or garcia, hart etc
i think maimi if Walker gets a clue is the class of the NBA now. If Shaq is healthy they will win easy (or as easy as you can)
Spurs will be near their level. BUt they are the champs so ..
kings are also tryin to move skinner i believe.. but no takers so i think they are gonna try to sign a center. Kings also signed Ronnie Price, they said he is very much like bobby but better running the offense and better scorer and almost as good defensively.
and vonk you HAVE TO BE KIDDING!!! they didn't pull the trigger on that deal? fuckin idiots. I hate Nesterovich but wtf.. better than a completely worthless player.
and vonk you HAVE TO BE KIDDING!!! they didn't pull the trigger on that deal? fuckin idiots. I hate Nesterovich but wtf.. better than a completely worthless player.
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Zanchief
No time to go into detail but NJ will be ravaged by injuries and my be a lotto team.
Toronto WILL be a lotto team with a possibility at the WORST record in the league. They do have a lot of young talent.
I think Miami is gonna be really scary next year.
Cleveland is gonna make the playoffs obviously but with the talen upgrade they'll be a 1st round exit.
Memphis in the lotto.
GS in the playoffs.
SA Miami finals.
More later.
Toronto WILL be a lotto team with a possibility at the WORST record in the league. They do have a lot of young talent.
I think Miami is gonna be really scary next year.
Cleveland is gonna make the playoffs obviously but with the talen upgrade they'll be a 1st round exit.
Memphis in the lotto.
GS in the playoffs.
SA Miami finals.
More later.
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Zanchief
Oh...right.. the Celtics. Since I'm hating on Celtics more than Knicks fans these days because of the whole Green situation, I will refrain to comment since I am slightly biased.
If there is justice in the world, they will be 1 game under the Raptors. And Gerald Green will get eaten by one of Qyntel Wood's rabid dogs.
If there is justice in the world, they will be 1 game under the Raptors. And Gerald Green will get eaten by one of Qyntel Wood's rabid dogs.
Hmm... gonna do this by memory...
West:
Seattle - Wins their division.
Portland - lottery for the next 3 years.
Sacramento - Bottom 4 playoff team
Golden State - Lottery team.
L.A. Clippers - Lottery for the next 4 decades.
L.A. Lakers - Slips into playoffs.
Utah - Still not there... lottery team, but AK wins defensive player of the year, becomes first SF to lead league in blocks.
Phoenix - Wins their division :hj:
Denver - Playoff team because Karl is a badass and K-Mart will finally fit.
Minnesota - Lottery team, KG demands trade at end of season.
Memphis - Playoff team. (is that 8 already?)
Dallas - WINS THEIR DIVISION - SWEEPS PHOENIX IN CONF FINALS AND MEETS MIAMI IN FINALS
San Antonio - TD has half-season crippling injury and they finish 4th.
New Orleans -
Houston - T-Mac breaks his neck and the Toyota center is discovered to be a recrutiing center for the Al-Qaeda and is demolished. The franchise finishes 4-78 and they declare chapter 7. Also, Yao quits to smoke weed in New Zealand.
East:
Chicago - Playoff team.
Indiana - Wins division. Artest explodes into an MVP candidate.
Detroit - Playoff team. Flip doesn't fit as well as Larry and the city likens him to Dallas' Switzer.
Cleveland - Playoff team, LBJ wins MVP.
Milwaukee - Lottery team, fans wonder why Redd was paid so much.
Philly - Lottery team, AI wins scoring title again.
Boston -
, fuck the East.
New Jersey - Playoff team. Xao ignores the crazy, experienced backcourt.
Toronto -
likely last in their division, which is sad. They tank mid-season to land a juicy draft. Bosh sulks because he could do SO much more elsewhere.
New York - Dare I say, Larry Brown takes them to the playoffs? He dumps Starbury mid season because he's a total douchepump (Stephon, not Brown).
Charlotte -
Atlanta - :whogivesafucktheyaretheworstfranchiseinallofsports:
Orlando -
, fuck the East.
Washington -
, fuck the East.
Miami: Wins Conference, loses to Dallas in 4 in the finals.
I'm sure I missed some team... probably a really obvious one too
.
West:
Seattle - Wins their division.
Portland - lottery for the next 3 years.
Sacramento - Bottom 4 playoff team
Golden State - Lottery team.
L.A. Clippers - Lottery for the next 4 decades.
L.A. Lakers - Slips into playoffs.
Utah - Still not there... lottery team, but AK wins defensive player of the year, becomes first SF to lead league in blocks.
Phoenix - Wins their division :hj:
Denver - Playoff team because Karl is a badass and K-Mart will finally fit.
Minnesota - Lottery team, KG demands trade at end of season.
Memphis - Playoff team. (is that 8 already?)
Dallas - WINS THEIR DIVISION - SWEEPS PHOENIX IN CONF FINALS AND MEETS MIAMI IN FINALS
San Antonio - TD has half-season crippling injury and they finish 4th.
New Orleans -
Houston - T-Mac breaks his neck and the Toyota center is discovered to be a recrutiing center for the Al-Qaeda and is demolished. The franchise finishes 4-78 and they declare chapter 7. Also, Yao quits to smoke weed in New Zealand.
East:
Chicago - Playoff team.
Indiana - Wins division. Artest explodes into an MVP candidate.
Detroit - Playoff team. Flip doesn't fit as well as Larry and the city likens him to Dallas' Switzer.
Cleveland - Playoff team, LBJ wins MVP.
Milwaukee - Lottery team, fans wonder why Redd was paid so much.
Philly - Lottery team, AI wins scoring title again.
Boston -
, fuck the East.
New Jersey - Playoff team. Xao ignores the crazy, experienced backcourt.
Toronto -
likely last in their division, which is sad. They tank mid-season to land a juicy draft. Bosh sulks because he could do SO much more elsewhere.
New York - Dare I say, Larry Brown takes them to the playoffs? He dumps Starbury mid season because he's a total douchepump (Stephon, not Brown).
Charlotte -
Atlanta - :whogivesafucktheyaretheworstfranchiseinallofsports:
Orlando -
, fuck the East.
Washington -
, fuck the East.
Miami: Wins Conference, loses to Dallas in 4 in the finals.
I'm sure I missed some team... probably a really obvious one too
.Gaazy wrote:Now vonk on the other hand, is one of the most self absorbed know it alls in my memory of this site. Ive always thought so, and I still cant understand why in gods name he is here
vonkaar wrote:=New Jersey - Playoff team. Xao ignores the crazy, experienced backcourt.
Could be worse. I could ignore Kidd's shattered knee, Jefferson's injury history, Abdur-Rahim's inability to pass a physical, and Carter being a little bitch.
Of course, you could also ignore the fact that I listed New Jersey as a playoff team before you did.
Last edited by xaoshaen on Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:16 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Jefferson's injuries were never 'that' bad... I mean, I'll take a season missed to a broken hand over Dirk's bum knees any day.
Half a Kidd is still better than 75% of the point-guards out there.
Carter was strong with NJ last year. If they get a 'decent' big man, they could be big. There is a lot of experience on that bench... and besides Carter (in Toronto, the capital of Whiney players), they aren't the 'whiney' experienced types (read: Minnesota).
Half a Kidd is still better than 75% of the point-guards out there.
Carter was strong with NJ last year. If they get a 'decent' big man, they could be big. There is a lot of experience on that bench... and besides Carter (in Toronto, the capital of Whiney players), they aren't the 'whiney' experienced types (read: Minnesota).
Gaazy wrote:Now vonk on the other hand, is one of the most self absorbed know it alls in my memory of this site. Ive always thought so, and I still cant understand why in gods name he is here
vonkaar wrote:Jefferson's injuries were never 'that' bad... I mean, I'll take a season missed to a broken hand over Dirk's bum knees any day.
Half a Kidd is still better than 75% of the point-guards out there.
Carter was strong with NJ last year. If they get a 'decent' big man, they could be big. There is a lot of experience on that bench... and besides Carter (in Toronto, the capital of Whiney players), they aren't the 'whiney' experienced types (read: Minnesota).
Like I said, I picked them to make the playoffs long before this thread. They just won't be able to compete with the class of the East.
Okay, I agree with that...
Divisions aside, I'll rank the East like:
1. Miami
2. Indiana (seriously, I think they'll be huge next year)
3. Detroit
4. Chicago (I buy into the hype)
5. Cleveland
and then Orlando, Washington and New Jersey fall somewhere in the bottom.
Divisions aside, I'll rank the East like:
1. Miami
2. Indiana (seriously, I think they'll be huge next year)
3. Detroit
4. Chicago (I buy into the hype)
5. Cleveland
and then Orlando, Washington and New Jersey fall somewhere in the bottom.
Gaazy wrote:Now vonk on the other hand, is one of the most self absorbed know it alls in my memory of this site. Ive always thought so, and I still cant understand why in gods name he is here
I'd put Indiana ahead of Miami, at least until we see if Walker behaves himself or if Shaq has to kill him. I'm not sold on Chicago yet. Some of the offseason dealings seem to have been rather acrimonious. Will all the players fall into line under Skiles again, or will we see a Seattle style implosion as the chemistry they captured last year implodes on them?
Orlando? Orlando?! Maybe, if they can move Francis for a contributor, get another big man, and another scorer. Of course, that formula can be applied to most of the crappy teams in the league.
Orlando? Orlando?! Maybe, if they can move Francis for a contributor, get another big man, and another scorer. Of course, that formula can be applied to most of the crappy teams in the league.
Susvain wrote:Almost forgot, this is probally just a rumor...but on radio this morning they were talking about a trade that could go down.
Detroit Aqquire:
F. Kevin Garnett
possible draft picks also
Minnesota aqquires:
F. Rasheed Wallace
C. Ben Wallce
possible draft picks also
Not happening. That would destroy the Pistons.
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Zanchief


