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they showed this on the Daily Show, and it's too fucking funny

you don't know dick

TOKYO (Reuters) - A Japanese biker failed to notice his leg had been severed below the knee when he hit a safety barrier, and rode on for more than a mile, leaving a friend to pick up the missing limb.

The 54-year-old office worker was out on his motorcycle with a group of friends in the city of ...

so do you never, ever, ever wanna have sex, or what?

looks like Marsellus Wallace had to get medieval on someone's ass

you're preaching to the choir

geeze guys, everyone communicates using just emoticons in lieu of words, it's like hieroglyphics

:ban:

translation for stupid tools:

Harrison is a flaming dick pirate bullshitter who circle jerks with other dick pirates because he doesn't have a car and can't get any pussy

Alex Trebek is crying somewhere

OTTAWA (AFP) - Two days before Canadians celebrate their nation, a survey published Friday found that more than half of them would not be granted citizenship on the basis of their knowledge of their own country.

According to the Ipsos Reid poll, 60 percent of ...

kimbo wins by guillotine in round 1

Kimbo is Mr. T. my guess is a very quick fight either way, with two guys that are strikers at the core. it'll be interesting to see how much MMA stuff they've learned, wrestling/kicking/etc.

Kimbo in round 1

original story

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Central Intelligence Agency is declassifying hundreds of pages of documents on secret operations from over three decades ago, CIA Director Michael Hayden said.

The so-called "Family Jewels" document overseas assassination attempts, domestic spying ...

it's been out a while, anyone pick it up? i don't have vista, or an x-360 and doubt i'll get either anytime soon.

but most of the reviews i've seen have been mediocre.

ruh roh

LOS ANGELES - Hours after Paris Hilton was sent home under house arrest Thursday, the judge who put her in jail for violating her reckless-driving probation ordered her into court to determine whether she should be put back behind bars.

Hilton must report to court at 9 a.m. Friday ...

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he makes a good point, in that people majoring in physics should learn some fucking physics. but i just have to scratch my head at some other stuff...

The physics faculty’s increasing ignorance of basic physics is starting to show up in their research, as I describe at length in my recent book ...

pot causes you to go psycho? in the words of the dude: that's just like your opinion, man.

i've heared technical beta has started, but no invite for me

if you were Matt Millen you'd be sitting in your office eating paint chips

you can edit a file to unlock all the factions(rather than beat the campaign)

C:\Program Files\SEGA\Medieval II Total War\data\world\maps\campaign\imperial_campaign\descr_strat.txt

open that file with notepad, then cut/paste all the factions from under "unlockable" over to "playable". i wouldn ...

M2TW uses the same engine from Rome with a few tweaks. Medieval 1 is almost exactly like Shogun, but on a map about 10x the size. and the factions are a lot more unique in terms of units. if you really like shogun more i'd suggest picking up the first medieval game.

for more battles in M2TW, try ...

seems like it. i only watched a few minutes of that hour and a half special. so there's no fight between them? not on pay-per-view or anywhere else?

well at the very least there will be a UFC event that normally costs $40 on PPV for free on Spike TV in just over a week.

statistically probable

they've been running some commercials on Spike talking about bad blood between them. it sounds like they're going to fight.

fyi - dana white is the president of UFC, not an actual fighter. though wiki says he was an amateur boxer

i'm no fan of tito, he comes off as an asshole on everything i ...

it looks & feels like a shitty EQ2, at least from the 15 minutes i played.

just got a key, gonna start the DL.

fileplanet still has the european-only beta, looks like gamespot is the only way of getting into this. or buying the new issue of PC Gamer.