DON'T YOU DARE CLICK THIS THREAD

Diabolik · Post by **Diabolik** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:20 am

Once, my cat Meghan was sitting in some bushes on the far end of our back yard. I called to her, but she wouldn't come... she just kept looking around, as if she were hiding from something. Finally, she starts stalking toward me carefully and all of the sudden this bluebird comes down from a tree behind the cat like a divebomber pilot and pecks the back of Meghan's head, hard.

Next week, I hear screeching outside and I see Meghan with the bluebird in her mouth, and she's tearing it up. I managed to swat Meghan away but it was too late... the bird was dead.

The lesson? Payback is a bitch, so you should find the bird and devour it. Oh, and you're an asshole for posting but I still want to sex you, npnp.

Jeddas · Post by **Jeddas** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:37 am

i was eating a sandwich in my backyard and a bird swooped down from the sky and stole it outta my hands

that is amazing you are amazing

Insanityfair · Post by **Insanityfair** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:58 pm

This whole damned thread is amazing. :rofl:

Jeddas · Post by **Jeddas** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:08 pm

hey guys I just had an idea for an emoticon it was a good idea so listen to my idea it is where there is a emoticon and he is walking and then a black emoticon comes up and stabs him funny huh hey guys lets make it and call it :hood: ok?

araby · Post by **araby** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:13 pm

You could also call it :a night in north charleston:

Jeddas · Post by **Jeddas** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:33 pm

dont leave me, common baby I need you

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:46 pm

First post.

Jeddas · Post by **Jeddas** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:18 pm

i love you johnn of war

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 9:44 am

I want my emoticon to be a lil smurf:P I changed my mind about the boobs...unless u are makin me a smurtfette!!!!

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 10:37 am

You already got your own icon

:trailertrash:

Insanityfair · Post by **Insanityfair** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 10:56 am

less

more

Shannan · Post by **Shannan** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:44 pm

Insanityfair wrote:more

Dont mind if I do!!

:boots:

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:51 pm

Shannan · Post by **Shannan** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:59 pm

Party pooper! :cry:

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:08 pm

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:45 pm

Drem · Post by **Drem** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:36 pm

how come people think "come on" is spelled "common" ?

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:38 pm

Lazy.

Insanityfair · Post by **Insanityfair** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:58 pm

Crielle wrote:

It's like a kickline!

Drem · Post by **Drem** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:15 pm

common doesn't even sound like come on

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:18 pm

Maybe it is all in accent. People tell me all the time that "caught" and "cot" are said differently, but to me, they arent. "Crayon" and "crown" are the same too.

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:38 pm

Darcler wrote:Maybe it is all in accent. People tell me all the time that "caught" and "cot" are said differently, but to me, they arent. "Crayon" and "crown" are the same too.

Crayon and crown? Lay off crack. Crayon is two syllables.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:44 pm

Not in Darclerland!

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:46 pm

Sounds magical