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by **Diabolik** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:20 am

Once, my cat Meghan was sitting in some bushes on the far end of our back yard. I called to her, but she wouldn't come... she just kept looking around, as if she were hiding from something. Finally, she starts stalking toward me carefully and all of the sudden this bluebird comes down from a tree behind the cat like a divebomber pilot and pecks the back of Meghan's head, hard.

Next week, I hear screeching outside and I see Meghan with the bluebird in her mouth, and she's tearing it up. I managed to swat Meghan away but it was too late... the bird was dead.

The lesson? Payback is a bitch, so you should find the bird and devour it. Oh, and you're an asshole for posting but I still want to sex you, npnp.

by **Jeddas** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:37 am

i was eating a sandwich in my backyard and a bird swooped down from the sky and stole it outta my hands

that is amazing you are amazing

by **Insanityfair** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 4:58 pm

This whole damned thread is amazing. :rofl:

by **Jeddas** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:08 pm

hey guys I just had an idea for an emoticon it was a good idea so listen to my idea it is where there is a emoticon and he is walking and then a black emoticon comes up and stabs him funny huh hey guys lets make it and call it :hood: ok?

by **araby** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:13 pm

You could also call it :a night in north charleston:

by **Jeddas** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:33 pm

dont leave me, common baby I need you

by **Dylan** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:46 pm

First post.

by **Jeddas** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:18 pm

i love you johnn of war

Sandiani Gargamellow 88 Wizard · by **Gargamellow** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 9:44 am

I want my emoticon to be a lil smurf:P I changed my mind about the boobs...unless u are makin me a smurtfette!!!!

by **Tacks** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 10:37 am

You already got your own icon

:trailertrash:

by **Insanityfair** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 10:56 am

less

more

by **Shannan** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:44 pm

Insanityfair wrote:more

Dont mind if I do!!

:boots:

by **Tacks** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:51 pm

by **Shannan** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:59 pm

Party pooper! :cry:

by **Darcler** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:08 pm

by **Tacks** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:45 pm

by **Drem** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:36 pm

how come people think "come on" is spelled "common" ?

by **Darcler** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:38 pm

Lazy.

by **Insanityfair** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:58 pm

Crielle wrote:

It's like a kickline!

by **Drem** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:15 pm

common doesn't even sound like come on

by **Darcler** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:18 pm

Maybe it is all in accent. People tell me all the time that "caught" and "cot" are said differently, but to me, they arent. "Crayon" and "crown" are the same too.

by **labbats** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:38 pm

Darcler wrote:Maybe it is all in accent. People tell me all the time that "caught" and "cot" are said differently, but to me, they arent. "Crayon" and "crown" are the same too.

Crayon and crown? Lay off crack. Crayon is two syllables.

by **Darcler** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:44 pm

Not in Darclerland!

by **Harrison** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:46 pm

Sounds magical

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