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Postby Tacks » Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:42 pm

died
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Postby DangerPaul » Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:43 pm

good, one lawyer down, 2 million to go
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Postby Mop » Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:55 pm

I bet he was working for a little rock lawfirm that was hiding money for the mafia and he tried to get out and was murdered...


wait nm that was tom cruise.
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Postby Captain Insano » Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:19 pm

OJ killed him... got tired of paying his legal bills.
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Postby Malluas » Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:22 am

i am sorry to say i cheered when the news flashed on the screen.
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Postby mofish » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:08 am

Can I cheer when you die?
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Postby labbats » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:28 am

mofish wrote:Can I cheer when you die?


You can cheer when I die, but you have to boo when I rise again like a phoenix.
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Postby Mop » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:29 am

jesus?
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Postby mofish » Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:52 am

labbats wrote:
mofish wrote:Can I cheer when you die?


You can cheer when I die, but you have to boo when I rise again like a phoenix.


Pa-hoenickses are cool, I wont boo.
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Postby Aires » Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:26 pm

Now we can get into the conversation on whether O.J. did it or not.
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Postby Harrison » Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:27 pm

Completely un-needed.
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Postby Gaazy » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:10 pm

remember when this douche bag started that thing with the NFL to give more black coaches a chance for a job? why they no help poor white folks get jobs :dunno:
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Postby labbats » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:33 pm

poor grammar?
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Postby Diekan » Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:26 pm

If the glove don't fit...
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Postby Gaazy » Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:47 pm

you must acquit?
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Postby Narrock » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:39 am

johnny cochran was a piece of...
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Postby Tuggan » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:41 am

yea yea, we all hate lawyers until someone comes along and hacks up your ex and her lover and tries to pin it on you.


personally, im glad we have laywers. knowing there are people out there that will find loopholes to keep my virgin asshole tight in the event i break the law helps me sleep.
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Postby Narrock » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:46 am

Tuggan wrote:yea yea, we all hate lawyers until someone comes along and hacks up your ex and her lover and tries to pin it on you.


personally, im glad we have laywers. knowing there are people out there that will find loopholes to keep my virgin asshole tight in the event i break the law helps me sleep.


Yeah right. Everybody knows that your rectum is a gaping, stretched-out, spooge-dribbling orifice. Who are you tryin to kid?
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Postby Harrison » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:52 am

Lawyers are fine...

Johnny Cochran was known for getting murderers etc. off the hook. That is an evil practice.
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Postby Tuggan » Thu Mar 31, 2005 1:59 am

Mindia wrote:
Tuggan wrote:yea yea, we all hate lawyers until someone comes along and hacks up your ex and her lover and tries to pin it on you.


personally, im glad we have laywers. knowing there are people out there that will find loopholes to keep my virgin asshole tight in the event i break the law helps me sleep.


Yeah right. Everybody knows that your rectum is a gaping, stretched-out, spooge-dribbling orifice. Who are you tryin to kid?



I was wondering who would be first to jump on that one, I sure am glad it was the self proclaimed jesus freak :balloons: Keep up the good ways of christianity Mindia.
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Postby Lyion » Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:45 am

Harrison wrote:Lawyers are fine...

Johnny Cochran was known for getting murderers etc. off the hook. That is an evil practice.


He was a defense attorney doing a job. He was not an evil or bad man.

You may hold an ill opinion of the law, but don't condemn a lawful person because you don't like his 9 to 5.
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Postby Harrison » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:26 am

I don't see how him getting murderers through loopholes knowingly is not a bad thing.

"Hey, I KNOW this guy did it, but I'm going to get him off on it because I can." How is that not a bad thing?
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Postby Lyion » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:38 am

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Postby xaoshaen » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:17 pm

Harrison wrote:I don't see how him getting murderers through loopholes knowingly is not a bad thing.

"Hey, I KNOW this guy did it, but I'm going to get him off on it because I can." How is that not a bad thing?


Adversarial judicial system. It would be a far worse ethical breach to allow your client to be convicted simply because you believe they are guilty.
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Postby Harrison » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:19 pm

Yes I completely understand that.

But I, myself, can't see how he could sleep at night knowing he got at least one murderer off the hook for his crime.
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