Johnny Cockring

Post by **DangerPaul** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:43 pm

good, one lawyer down, 2 million to go

Post by **Mop** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:55 pm

I bet he was working for a little rock lawfirm that was hiding money for the mafia and he tried to get out and was murdered...

wait nm that was tom cruise.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:19 pm

OJ killed him... got tired of paying his legal bills.

Malluas · Post by **Malluas** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:22 am

i am sorry to say i cheered when the news flashed on the screen.

mofish · Post by **mofish** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:08 am

Can I cheer when you die?

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:28 am

mofish wrote:Can I cheer when you die?

You can cheer when I die, but you have to boo when I rise again like a phoenix.

Post by **Mop** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:29 am

jesus?

mofish · Post by **mofish** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:52 am

labbats wrote:
mofish wrote:Can I cheer when you die?

You can cheer when I die, but you have to boo when I rise again like a phoenix.

Pa-hoenickses are cool, I wont boo.

Aires · Post by **Aires** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:26 pm

Now we can get into the conversation on whether O.J. did it or not.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:27 pm

Completely un-needed.

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:10 pm

remember when this douche bag started that thing with the NFL to give more black coaches a chance for a job? why they no help poor white folks get jobs :dunno:

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:33 pm

poor grammar?

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:26 pm

If the glove don't fit...

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:47 pm

you must acquit?

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:39 am

johnny cochran was a piece of...

Tuggan · Post by **Tuggan** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:41 am

yea yea, we all hate lawyers until someone comes along and hacks up your ex and her lover and tries to pin it on you.

personally, im glad we have laywers. knowing there are people out there that will find loopholes to keep my virgin asshole tight in the event i break the law helps me sleep.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:46 am

Tuggan wrote:yea yea, we all hate lawyers until someone comes along and hacks up your ex and her lover and tries to pin it on you.

personally, im glad we have laywers. knowing there are people out there that will find loopholes to keep my virgin asshole tight in the event i break the law helps me sleep.

Yeah right. Everybody knows that your rectum is a gaping, stretched-out, spooge-dribbling orifice. Who are you tryin to kid?

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:52 am

Lawyers are fine...

Johnny Cochran was known for getting murderers etc. off the hook. That is an evil practice.

Tuggan · Post by **Tuggan** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 1:59 am

Mindia wrote:
Tuggan wrote:yea yea, we all hate lawyers until someone comes along and hacks up your ex and her lover and tries to pin it on you.

personally, im glad we have laywers. knowing there are people out there that will find loopholes to keep my virgin asshole tight in the event i break the law helps me sleep.

Yeah right. Everybody knows that your rectum is a gaping, stretched-out, spooge-dribbling orifice. Who are you tryin to kid?

I was wondering who would be first to jump on that one, I sure am glad it was the self proclaimed jesus freak :balloons:

Keep up the good ways of christianity Mindia.

Post by **Lyion** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:45 am

Harrison wrote:Lawyers are fine...

Johnny Cochran was known for getting murderers etc. off the hook. That is an evil practice.

He was a defense attorney doing a job. He was not an evil or bad man.

You may hold an ill opinion of the law, but don't condemn a lawful person because you don't like his 9 to 5.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:26 am

I don't see how him getting murderers through loopholes knowingly is not a bad thing.

"Hey, I KNOW this guy did it, but I'm going to get him off on it because I can." How is that not a bad thing?

Post by **Lyion** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:38 am

There are three sides to every story.

xaoshaen · Post by **xaoshaen** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:17 pm

Harrison wrote:I don't see how him getting murderers through loopholes knowingly is not a bad thing.

"Hey, I KNOW this guy did it, but I'm going to get him off on it because I can." How is that not a bad thing?

Adversarial judicial system. It would be a far worse ethical breach to allow your client to be convicted simply because you believe they are guilty.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:19 pm

Yes I completely understand that.

But I, myself, can't see how he could sleep at night knowing he got at least one murderer off the hook for his crime.