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Postby Harrison » Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:09 pm

Mindia wrote:Very informative websites that reinforce my claims.


And if they didn't, you'd just pass them off as bullshit.

You are ridiculous.
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Postby Kabakaba » Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:16 pm

Hey the pope was just another man who's to say the guy didnt have a major boner underneth all the robe's while people were kissing his feet.

I vote for Bush to be the next pope.
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Postby Gargamellow » Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:25 pm

LOL IRL ON THE POPE BONER
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Postby Diekan » Sun Apr 03, 2005 6:04 pm

I want to know what religion prays to Jesus... I've never heard of such a thing. Praying THROUGH Jesus yes, but not TO.

I'm talking about Mindia's comment here.
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Postby Narrock » Sun Apr 03, 2005 11:38 pm

Gargamellow wrote:The pope wore more gold that Mr. T. Jesus teaches us to put aside such things and have faith in God. I am sorry for the pope for having to die. But I wonder what was going through is mind in his final hour. Was he ready to meet his God that he had sworn existed for his entire lifetime? Was there some fear in his heart that his life may have been a waste? Those are the questions I want answered. I am a Christian. But I wonder about things.


Hey, what's a Pope without Bling? They need to complete the ensemble of ornate theatrics.
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Postby Gargamellow » Sun Apr 03, 2005 11:40 pm

Bowing down and kissing the golden rings of anyone is equal to worshipping a false idol. Want to debate it Mindia? Send me a PM and save the religious drama that will ensue.
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Postby Narrock » Sun Apr 03, 2005 11:40 pm

Diekan wrote:He's wrong....

You don't pray TO Jesus, you pray to God THROUGH Jesus.... that's why prayers end with "In Jesus' name... amen."


Praying to the Father, is praying to Jesus. Here's an example:

Dear Heavenly Father,

Thank you for ....
Please...

In Jesus' name I pray, Amen.
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Postby Narrock » Sun Apr 03, 2005 11:44 pm

Araby wrote:Everybody has a problem with the chain of command with the Catholic church. It's because they don't understand and they confuse it with praying "to" someone other than Jesus.


No, we understand catholicism all too well. The RCC tries to pass off "confession" as "whispering into God's ear." Well, sitting in a booth confessing your sins and asking for absolution from a Priest acting like an intermediary is BLASPHEMY. What is so hard to understand about that?

You confess your sins and ask for forgiveness to the Father, ONLY. It really is that simple.
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Postby Narrock » Sun Apr 03, 2005 11:47 pm

Diekan wrote:I want to know what religion prays to Jesus... I've never heard of such a thing. Praying THROUGH Jesus yes, but not TO.

I'm talking about Mindia's comment here.


Well, if you'd open your mind, eyes, and ears you might have known that.

EVERY non-denominational church prays directly TO Jesus. The SDA church prays directly TO Jesus.

What are you smoking?
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Postby Diekan » Sun Apr 03, 2005 11:55 pm

What the fuck are YOU smoking?

I was raised Baptist and am now a Presbyterian... I have never prayed TO Jesus, nor have I ever been taught to.

It's 2am EST - shouldn't you be dancing around with posionous snakes and talking in tounges right about now?
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Postby Diabolik » Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:02 am

<img src="http://members.boards.ie/lafortezza/b4-JesusLOL.jpg">
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Postby Narrock » Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:09 am

Diekan wrote:What the fuck are YOU smoking?

I was raised Baptist and am now a Presbyterian... I have never prayed TO Jesus, nor have I ever been taught to.

It's 2am EST - shouldn't you be dancing around with posionous snakes and talking in tounges right about now?


Maybe you shouldn't sleep through your services then. Pay attention.
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Postby brinstar » Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:11 am

Diabolik wrote:<img src="http://members.boards.ie/lafortezza/b4-JesusLOL.jpg">


jesus who?
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Postby Diabolik » Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:22 am

jesus: brb
centurions: lol
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Postby Diekan » Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:25 am

rofl now Mindia is going *tell* me happened in the churches *I* attended. LOL
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Postby brinstar » Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:33 am

jesus on the cross: WTF TKer
judas: lol pwnd
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Postby Narrock » Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:36 am

Diekan wrote:rofl now Mindia is going *tell* me happened in the churches *I* attended. LOL


Taken from http://www.pcusa.org

Who are we?

"In gratitude to God, empowered by the Spirit, we strive to serve Christ in our daily tasks and to live holy and joyful lives, even as we watch for God’s new heaven and new earth praying, ‘Come Lord Jesus.’" —From a Brief Statement of Faith


Anyway, I'm glad to see you belong to a Protestant church. I have a lot of respect for John Calvin too.
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Postby Diabolik » Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:37 am

judas: this quest is only 30 sp and I lost faction wtf!?!
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Postby Diekan » Mon Apr 04, 2005 1:18 am

When you have problems, you may ask your friends to pray for you. But why restrict yourself to present-day friends? Why not also ask radiant Christians from previous centuries to offer up their intercessions on your behalf? This is perhaps the most positive way to think of praying to the saints. Yet there is a problem here. Asking Saint Joan to pray for you becomes praying to Saint Joan. But praying is an act of worship and devotion, and this can be offered only to God.


Ohhhh... almost forgot....

Here's my link

http://www.pcusa.org/today/believe/believe.htm
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Postby Tikker » Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:31 am

boy, are you guys going to be dissappointed when you die, and there's no afterlife
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Postby Mop » Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:37 am

Tikker wrote:boy, are you guys going to be dissappointed when you die, and there's no afterlife


How can one be dissappointed when dead if there is no afterlife *looks up at the sky*
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Postby Lyion » Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:40 am

Except true spirituality isn't done for rewards in the afterlife. Unless you are someone like Mindia who does not get it, and solely plays religion 'to win'.
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Postby Ganzo » Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:36 am

see Lyion get's it, why is it so dificult for the rest of monkey worshipers
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Postby Langston » Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:42 am

We have argued these exact same points any number of times in the past, and the immutable facts remain the same:

- Mindia will never open up his mind to the fact that he could be wrong
- No one will ever accept that there is a possibility that Mindia is right.

It's a waste of time any more... and I refuse to participate in this argument AGAIN.
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Postby Darcler » Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:38 am

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I typed that with my boobs.
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