I am expanding my computer company and need a name...

veeneedefeesh · Post by **veeneedefeesh** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 8:46 am

About a year ago myself and two friends created a "Parent Company" for our sideline businesses. The name of the parent company is PJH Holdings. Pimps, Junkies, and Ho's Holdings.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 9:34 am

ralfmacchio wrote:hahahah "Penatrode". Cyberdine systems is also win.

I have basically two very separate divisions in the company. One is my main website and services business which is the majority of what I spend my time on.

I also sell on all the auction networks... Usually my unsold or overstocked equipment goes up there for quick profits. I keep my main division and the auction stuff totally separate.

The main reason for this is I provide next to no support after an auction sale is made due to the slim profit margins involved.

Another reason is that auction whores tend to be total whiny penny pinching jews from podunk towns in the midwest and if they can get a hold of me they think their entitled to me helping them on the phone for an hour explaing the intricacies of the cut and paste operation in MS Word and when I don't help them they get pissed because they bought a brand new computer for 20 percent less than what Dell is selling it for. Man I hate people on the auction networks, but it is a viable way to make money.

I was thinking about changing my name on the auction networks to "Ninja-Computers" and making all my ads ninja themed and comical to say the least.

Seriously, if you were cruising eBay for a computer would you buy from someone with a gimmick or would you be mored inclined to buy from someone average or with a more bland professional ad?

One of the keys to selling in the auction networks is keeping people on your add long enough to hook them for a sale... I was thinking a bit of ninja comedy my do the trick.

Thoughts?

As far as my main business I still haven't come up with anything. I wanted to go with Agilent Technlogies but it turns out that is already a massive company.

I also have been tossing around the idea of GlobalNet, LiveWire Systems, Techtallica Heavy Metal Computers...

Hmmm... ViagraTech could be good too... "Our computers are so great they give you a huge boner! bUY NOW A+++ seller!"

Cyberdyne systems was a fictitious business name in Terminator 2.

Diabolik · Post by **Diabolik** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 10:03 am

Internet Male Computer Systems

WoWShaman · Post by **WoWShaman** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 10:43 pm

Livewire Tech is kinda trademarked I think.

Silver Star Technology. Kinda cool
I dunno

My personal company goes under the name of
SW3 Productions. But its mostly for design of modules for WoTC. *shrug*

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 11:08 pm

Kizzy wrote:How about Koala-ty Computers with a Koala as your mascot.

That's the name of the one in town here...

Post by **Mop** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 12:29 am

Stacy Posting:

Phlegm wrote:Abacus Systems.

Already exists. They sell instrument monitoring software in the healthcare IT world. If you do a google search you can find plenty more of these too.

http://www.brighternaming.com/top10factors.html

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 12:36 am

Best Buy has a nice ring to it.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 12:44 am

Slash co.

Interslice

Robocop

liquidstayce · Post by **liquidstayce** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 4:54 am

The Namless Company

exploit · Post by **exploit** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 5:22 am

Everyone Else Sucks

Rust · Post by **Rust** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:03 am

Donkey Punch Computing

Angry Dragon Tech

Lightning Bolt!

FD Systems

--R.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:43 am

all great ideas... Train to Zone Computers would be good too.

Post by **Martrae** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:53 am

OOP....out of power

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 1:02 pm

Martrae wrote:OOP....out of power

That was me last night in Enchanted Lands heh

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 1:11 pm

Martrae wrote:As far as Ebay goes, imo you'd be better off making it look as homey and inviting as possible.

Ok my monitor needs replaced. I hade to look at the sentece four times. I thought it said making it look as horney and inviting as possible.

in that case...Hooker Computing free Blowjob with repair. We take the virus out of your computer and give you one.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 1:45 pm

hahhaha you guys are soooooo helpful.