I am expanding my computer company and need a name...

[veeneedefeesh]

About a year ago myself and two friends created a "Parent Company" for our sideline businesses. The name of the parent company is PJH Holdings. Pimps, Junkies, and Ho's Holdings.

[Narrock]

hahahah "Penatrode". Cyberdine systems is also win.


I have basically two very separate divisions in the company. One is my main website and services business which is the majority of what I spend my time on.

I also sell on all the auction networks... Usually my unsold or overstocked equipment goes up there for quick profits. I keep my main division and the auction stuff totally separate.

The main reason for this is I provide next to no support after an auction sale is made due to the slim profit margins involved.

Another reason is that auction whores tend to be total whiny penny pinching jews from podunk towns in the midwest and if they can get a hold of me they think their entitled to me helping them on the phone for an hour explaing the intricacies of the cut and paste operation in MS Word and when I don't help them they get pissed because they bought a brand new computer for 20 percent less than what Dell is selling it for. Man I hate people on the auction networks, but it is a viable way to make money.

I was thinking about changing my name on the auction networks to "Ninja-Computers" and making all my ads ninja themed and comical to say the least.

Seriously, if you were cruising eBay for a computer would you buy from someone with a gimmick or would you be mored inclined to buy from someone average or with a more bland professional ad?

One of the keys to selling in the auction networks is keeping people on your add long enough to hook them for a sale... I was thinking a bit of ninja comedy my do the trick.

Thoughts?

As far as my main business I still haven't come up with anything. I wanted to go with Agilent Technlogies but it turns out that is already a massive company.

I also have been tossing around the idea of GlobalNet, LiveWire Systems, Techtallica Heavy Metal Computers...

Hmmm... ViagraTech could be good too... "Our computers are so great they give you a huge boner! bUY NOW A+++ seller!"

Cyberdyne systems was a fictitious business name in Terminator 2.

[Diabolik]

Internet Male Computer Systems

[WoWShaman]

Livewire Tech is kinda trademarked I think.

Silver Star Technology. Kinda cool
I dunno

My personal company goes under the name of
SW3 Productions. But its mostly for design of modules for WoTC. *shrug*

[Tacks]

How about Koala-ty Computers with a Koala as your mascot.

That's the name of the one in town here...

[Mop]

Stacy Posting:

Abacus Systems.

Already exists. They sell instrument monitoring software in the healthcare IT world. If you do a google search you can find plenty more of these too.

http://www.brighternaming.com/top10factors.html

[Diekan]

Best Buy has a nice ring to it.

[Dylan]

Slash co.

Interslice

Robocop

[liquidstayce]

The Namless Company

[exploit]

Everyone Else Sucks

[Rust]

Donkey Punch Computing

Angry Dragon Tech

Lightning Bolt!

FD Systems

--R.

[Captain Insano]

all great ideas... Train to Zone Computers would be good too.

[Martrae]

OOP....out of power

[Narrock]

OOP....out of power

That was me last night in Enchanted Lands heh

[kaharthemad]

As far as Ebay goes, imo you'd be better off making it look as homey and inviting as possible.

Ok my monitor needs replaced. I hade to look at the sentece four times. I thought it said making it look as horney and inviting as possible.


in that case...Hooker Computing free Blowjob with repair. We take the virus out of your computer and give you one.

[Captain Insano]

hahhaha you guys are soooooo helpful.