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Postby Malluas » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:35 am

you can mess with what you eat to help.. but from what i guess .. it doens't help too much
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Postby Martrae » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:40 am

Believe me, it does.
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Postby Malluas » Tue Apr 26, 2005 12:45 pm

well its not gonna make the goo taste exactly like say a pineapple right? also depends how much i would think also....
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Postby Darcler » Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:01 pm

Lots of applejuice = sweeter tasting, thus more enjoyable :boots:
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Postby veeneedefeesh » Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:18 pm

Doc, Gorky's got the sniffles.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That is even more funny than the name itself....holy shit I can't stop laughing.
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Postby brinstar » Tue Apr 26, 2005 4:26 pm

Malluas wrote:well its not gonna make the goo taste exactly like say a pineapple right? also depends how much i would think also....


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Postby Malluas » Tue Apr 26, 2005 4:53 pm

exactly!
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Postby Jimmy Durante » Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:58 pm

This thread reminds me of a "sexy losers" strip :

(NWS)
http://sexylosers.com/179.html
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Postby Drem » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:07 pm

am i like the only guy who doesn't make sex the focal point of my relationships
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Postby Harrison » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:08 pm

No.
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Postby Drem » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:09 pm

lol i wonder if that's why my relationships don't last very long
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Postby Drem » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:10 pm

i made myself sad :depressed:
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Postby Gargamellow » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:16 pm

Cum tastes weird. It's like sucking on a bunch of pennies or something.
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Postby Narrock » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:23 pm

Gargamellow wrote:Cum tastes weird. It's like sucking on a bunch of pennies or something.


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Postby Malluas » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:28 pm

Drem wrote:lol i wonder if that's why my relationships don't last very long


hehe no bro.. i bet most of these people have a relationship NOT based on sex. Those never last.

we are just talkin about sex hehe
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Postby Darcler » Wed Apr 27, 2005 1:03 am

Gargamellow wrote:Cum tastes weird. It's like sucking on a bunch of pennies or something.


Get a clean guy. Problem solved.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Wed Apr 27, 2005 7:15 am

I'll agree that it tastes 'weird' but if it tastes like a bunch of pennies.. ya I'd say that's an issue
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Postby kaharthemad » Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:46 am

Mindia wrote:
Gargamellow wrote:Cum tastes weird. It's like sucking on a bunch of pennies or something.


TMI

Your just now getting to this information Mindia?

Jeez man it has been TMI for about 8 pages
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Postby Gypsiyee » Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:53 am

If anyone wants to make a list of things to eat/drink that are good, that'd be nice.

I know pineapple juice, but I'm sure there's a ton of other things too.
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Postby Adivina » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:06 am

Guys stay away from tons of meat and fast food (burgers, etc)..... fucking rancid tasting cum :( The healthlier the food you eat, the better off the taste results seem to be.
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Postby Darcler » Wed Apr 27, 2005 1:48 pm

Applejuice.
Stay away from a lot of fish.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Wed Apr 27, 2005 1:55 pm

Scott won't drink AJ, I drink it like there's no tomorrow, but he'd rather drink nothing but water and milk.

Fish isn't a problem - I cook it once in a blue moon
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Postby Darcler » Wed Apr 27, 2005 1:59 pm

Milk will give it a bitter taste (i've been told sour, but i have no sour taste buds, so i dont know).

I looked all this up when I was dating a gay a year and a half ago. I rule.
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Postby vonkaar » Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:04 pm

dating a gay?
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Postby Darcler » Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:18 pm

I started to wonder after we split...

I meant gUy...sorry :)

My ex husband is gay also, so I have a history :)
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