The Joy of Swallowing

Malluas · Post by **Malluas** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:35 am

you can mess with what you eat to help.. but from what i guess .. it doens't help too much

Post by **Martrae** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:40 am

Believe me, it does.

Malluas · Post by **Malluas** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 12:45 pm

well its not gonna make the goo taste exactly like say a pineapple right? also depends how much i would think also....

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:01 pm

Lots of applejuice = sweeter tasting, thus more enjoyable :boots:

veeneedefeesh · Post by **veeneedefeesh** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:18 pm

Doc, Gorky's got the sniffles.

That is even more funny than the name itself....holy shit I can't stop laughing.

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 4:26 pm

Malluas wrote:well its not gonna make the goo taste exactly like say a pineapple right? also depends how much i would think also....

penis colada

Malluas · Post by **Malluas** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 4:53 pm

exactly!

Jimmy Durante · Post by **Jimmy Durante** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:58 pm

This thread reminds me of a "sexy losers" strip :

(NWS)
http://sexylosers.com/179.html

Drem · Post by **Drem** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:07 pm

am i like the only guy who doesn't make sex the focal point of my relationships

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:08 pm

Drem · Post by **Drem** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:09 pm

lol i wonder if that's why my relationships don't last very long

Drem · Post by **Drem** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:10 pm

i made myself sad :depressed:

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:16 pm

Cum tastes weird. It's like sucking on a bunch of pennies or something.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:23 pm

Gargamellow wrote:Cum tastes weird. It's like sucking on a bunch of pennies or something.

TMI

Malluas · Post by **Malluas** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:28 pm

Drem wrote:lol i wonder if that's why my relationships don't last very long

hehe no bro.. i bet most of these people have a relationship NOT based on sex. Those never last.

we are just talkin about sex hehe

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 1:03 am

Gargamellow wrote:Cum tastes weird. It's like sucking on a bunch of pennies or something.

Get a clean guy. Problem solved.

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 7:15 am

I'll agree that it tastes 'weird' but if it tastes like a bunch of pennies.. ya I'd say that's an issue

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:46 am

Mindia wrote:
Gargamellow wrote:Cum tastes weird. It's like sucking on a bunch of pennies or something.

TMI

Your just now getting to this information Mindia?

Jeez man it has been TMI for about 8 pages

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:53 am

If anyone wants to make a list of things to eat/drink that are good, that'd be nice.

I know pineapple juice, but I'm sure there's a ton of other things too.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:06 am

Guys stay away from tons of meat and fast food (burgers, etc)..... fucking rancid tasting cum

The healthlier the food you eat, the better off the taste results seem to be.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 1:48 pm

Applejuice.
Stay away from a lot of fish.

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 1:55 pm

Scott won't drink AJ, I drink it like there's no tomorrow, but he'd rather drink nothing but water and milk.

Fish isn't a problem - I cook it once in a blue moon

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 1:59 pm

Milk will give it a bitter taste (i've been told sour, but i have no sour taste buds, so i dont know).

I looked all this up when I was dating a gay a year and a half ago. I rule.

vonkaar · Post by **vonkaar** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:04 pm

dating a gay?
:wtf:

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:18 pm

I started to wonder after we split...

I meant gUy...sorry

My ex husband is gay also, so I have a history