On this day 31 years ago

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On this day 31 years ago

Postby The Kizzy » Mon May 02, 2005 6:47 am

My Mom was grabbing my Dad by the junk and yelling at him to never touch her again. I was 10 pounds 8 oz and my mom was a size 3. I feel your pain, Mom.

On a bad note, I have to go to court today to finalize the custody of my kids. (Which is working out wonderfuly for those of you wondering) Oh, and its the 5th anniversary of my restuaraunt opening, so there is a huge party tonight, which means I can get drunk on my birthday for free. YAH!!
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Postby Adivina » Mon May 02, 2005 7:07 am

Happy B-day and good luck hun~
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Postby veeneedefeesh » Mon May 02, 2005 7:57 am

Wow thats alot going on in one day. G'luck with the court thingy, Happy B-day, and dont forget that whatever you drink tonight will come back to haunt you tomorrow.
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Postby Harrison » Mon May 02, 2005 9:22 am

Not if you throw it up!
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Postby Gargamellow » Mon May 02, 2005 9:34 am

Happy birthday, Silv:)

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Postby vonkaar » Mon May 02, 2005 9:35 am

cong +1
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Postby leah » Mon May 02, 2005 9:43 am

happy birthday chick, have a good one
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Postby The Kizzy » Mon May 02, 2005 9:50 am

trying to get my new car, on the phone with them now
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Postby Jennay » Mon May 02, 2005 9:54 am

/blog on
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Postby Adivina » Mon May 02, 2005 10:22 am

Oh man Jennay, how dare she tell us its her birthday... I MEAN OMG WTF??? :asshole:
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Postby Lyion » Mon May 02, 2005 10:43 am

Happy Birthday. Hope you have a blast tonight!

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Postby Insanityfair » Mon May 02, 2005 10:45 am

Happy b-day lady~! :cheers:
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Postby Narrock » Mon May 02, 2005 11:40 am

Happy B-day JB ;)
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Postby Stabfase » Mon May 02, 2005 12:02 pm

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Postby Rust » Mon May 02, 2005 12:55 pm

HAPP :la: BIRTHDA :la: KIZZ :la: !!!!

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Postby kaharthemad » Mon May 02, 2005 12:58 pm

Happy Birthday hun...when do you get to come over for your spanking?
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Postby Ginzburgh » Mon May 02, 2005 1:05 pm

You have a restaurant?
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Postby The Kizzy » Mon May 02, 2005 1:09 pm

I work at a restuaraunt, sorry if that sounded misleading
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Postby Martrae » Mon May 02, 2005 1:20 pm

Happy B-day!
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Postby Captain Insano » Mon May 02, 2005 2:08 pm

Happy berfday!


What kind of car are you getting? Will there be strippers at your party? I can hire finiwan to dance in spiderman underwear while he rubs green jello all over his man-regions sexily of course.
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Postby Ganzo » Mon May 02, 2005 2:13 pm

happy b-day :balloons:
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Postby The Kizzy » Mon May 02, 2005 2:27 pm

ralfmacchio wrote:Happy berfday!


What kind of car are you getting? Will there be strippers at your party? I can hire finiwan to dance in spiderman underwear while he rubs green jello all over his man-regions sexily of course.


hmmmm I will consider your offer, but can we subsitute Finawin for someone more pleasing to the eye?
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Postby Rust » Mon May 02, 2005 2:45 pm

Could you be a BIT more specific please? That's about as generic as 'has a pulse'.

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Postby Donnel » Mon May 02, 2005 3:23 pm

Kizzy wrote:
ralfmacchio wrote:Happy berfday!


What kind of car are you getting? Will there be strippers at your party? I can hire finiwan to dance in spiderman underwear while he rubs green jello all over his man-regions sexily of course.


hmmmm I will consider your offer, but can we subsitute Finawin for someone more pleasing to the eye?


He already tried, but I was busy tonight, sorry Kizzy, but Happy B-Day anyway!
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Postby The Kizzy » Mon May 02, 2005 4:17 pm

I don't think other certain individuals on this board would appreciate that, Donnel. Thanks for the offer though.
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