On this day 31 years ago
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- The Kizzy
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On this day 31 years ago
My Mom was grabbing my Dad by the junk and yelling at him to never touch her again. I was 10 pounds 8 oz and my mom was a size 3. I feel your pain, Mom.
On a bad note, I have to go to court today to finalize the custody of my kids. (Which is working out wonderfuly for those of you wondering) Oh, and its the 5th anniversary of my restuaraunt opening, so there is a huge party tonight, which means I can get drunk on my birthday for free. YAH!!
On a bad note, I have to go to court today to finalize the custody of my kids. (Which is working out wonderfuly for those of you wondering) Oh, and its the 5th anniversary of my restuaraunt opening, so there is a huge party tonight, which means I can get drunk on my birthday for free. YAH!!
Zanchief wrote:Harrison wrote:I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
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Wow thats alot going on in one day. G'luck with the court thingy, Happy B-day, and dont forget that whatever you drink tonight will come back to haunt you tomorrow.
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Happy berfday!
What kind of car are you getting? Will there be strippers at your party? I can hire finiwan to dance in spiderman underwear while he rubs green jello all over his man-regions sexily of course.
What kind of car are you getting? Will there be strippers at your party? I can hire finiwan to dance in spiderman underwear while he rubs green jello all over his man-regions sexily of course.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
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ralfmacchio wrote:Happy berfday!
What kind of car are you getting? Will there be strippers at your party? I can hire finiwan to dance in spiderman underwear while he rubs green jello all over his man-regions sexily of course.
hmmmm I will consider your offer, but can we subsitute Finawin for someone more pleasing to the eye?
Zanchief wrote:Harrison wrote:I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
Could you be a BIT more specific please? That's about as generic as 'has a pulse'.
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And there are lions on our curtains; they lick their wounds, they lick their doubt." -- 'Curtains', Peter Gabriel
"There are angels on our curtains; they keep the outside out.
And there are lions on our curtains; they lick their wounds, they lick their doubt." -- 'Curtains', Peter Gabriel
Kizzy wrote:ralfmacchio wrote:Happy berfday!
What kind of car are you getting? Will there be strippers at your party? I can hire finiwan to dance in spiderman underwear while he rubs green jello all over his man-regions sexily of course.
hmmmm I will consider your offer, but can we subsitute Finawin for someone more pleasing to the eye?
He already tried, but I was busy tonight, sorry Kizzy, but Happy B-Day anyway!









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