If I hear about the "Runaway Bride" one more time

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Tue May 03, 2005 8:20 am

I'm going to snap.

I read the newspaper yesterday that was full of information about what was going on in the world. I watch CNN and FOX and all I see are updates about some chick who faked her death to get out of her wedding. Nevermind world issues. WAHT HAPNENNED TO HER FMALIY? I CANT STOPP WATCHING! GET BACCK IN THE TRAILERR NED!

Donnel · Post by **Donnel** » Tue May 03, 2005 8:23 am

According to latest news, this is a pattern for her, she's done it before.

Post by **Mop** » Tue May 03, 2005 8:25 am

hey dude did you read about that runaway bride, fucking crazy man, crazy.

Jennay · Post by **Jennay** » Tue May 03, 2005 8:44 am

Every picture they show of that selfish cunt, she has the same stupid look on her face. Like a deer looking into headlights >< Everyone knows at least one person who has the same fucking posed facial expression in pictures, and that's how you know they're psycho.

Post by **Mop** » Tue May 03, 2005 8:51 am

I thin she looks like a lizard when you pick up a rock and it is all SUPPRiSE !

Donnel · Post by **Donnel** » Tue May 03, 2005 9:04 am

I'm surprised the fiance isn't the one who ran away.

Jimmy Durante · Post by **Jimmy Durante** » Tue May 03, 2005 9:47 am

Everytime I see her eyes, I can't help but think lazers are going to shoot out of her pupils and destroy furniture in my living room. :ugh:

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Tue May 03, 2005 12:18 pm

labbats wrote:I'm going to snap.

I read the newspaper yesterday that was full of information about what was going on in the world. I watch CNN and FOX and all I see are updates about some chick who faked her death to get out of her wedding. Nevermind world issues. WAHT HAPNENNED TO HER FMALIY? I CANT STOPP WATCHING! GET BACCK IN THE TRAILERR NED!

But then they would have to work at their jobs and it's easier to just follow the huge wave of bullshit.

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Tue May 03, 2005 12:26 pm

Donnel wrote:I'm surprised the fiance isn't the one who ran away.

please, her fiance "still plans on marrying her."

and I agree, I'm sick of hearing about it. Just arrest the snooty cunt and get it over with

Post by **Martrae** » Tue May 03, 2005 12:35 pm

I shudder to think that the next girl that disappears anytime near her wedding day will get tarred with the same brush. You think people will volunteer to help look or will they just say "runaway bride" and ignore the situation until her body turns up somewhere?

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Tue May 03, 2005 12:42 pm

Im sorry I have no sympathy for this woman. If the man marries her he is in for a shock what happens if she finds out she is pregnant or has a boob tumor? Will she take off to Maui for a week reporting to a cop that she was taken hostage by ICE T, JLo, and Cheech Marin?

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Tue May 03, 2005 12:44 pm

Very valid point Mart.. what bothers me the most is that this girl is seriously so "above everyone" that she just doesn't get how severe what she did is. The search cost $60,000 (tax payer dollars hi) and she doesn't get it at all. Bought her ticket a week before she left, had 7 whole days to think about the consequences of her actions, and it doesn't phase her.

It's a shame.

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Tue May 03, 2005 12:44 pm

How much time could she get for these shinanigans?

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Tue May 03, 2005 12:47 pm

how about 900 days of community service to be serverd every other day. That way we we can get some work out of her rich ass to pay back the tax payers. Maybe scraping poop off the ground at a kennel. That way she can take care of a whole different bitch for a while instead of herself.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Tue May 03, 2005 1:16 pm

Zanchief wrote:How much time could she get for these shinanigans?

*hands O'Hagan the pistol*

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Tue May 03, 2005 1:40 pm

I think she should have to pay back every cent she stole *and* do community service. I don't think jail time is the answer for her, because I think she needs to do something productive that's actually going to put some sense into her holier than thou ass. When I think community service, I don't think taking care of old people or reading children stories.. I want her ass on the side of the road picking up trash.

Post by **Martrae** » Tue May 03, 2005 3:05 pm

I think she should do community service in a battered women's shelter. You know, women that had an actual need to get away.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Tue May 03, 2005 3:12 pm

I see to problems with this Battered wife shelter thing. Most shelter locations are kept semi secret to keep husbands from showing up there in the middle of the night. She has already shown she cant be trusted. You actually think this woamn can be trusted to keep her fucking mouth shut?

She opens her mouth to the wrong person and one lady could end up in a world of hurt. No one attacks a animal shelter to rescue a dog.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Tue May 03, 2005 3:13 pm

Harrison wrote:
Zanchief wrote:How much time could she get for these shinanigans?

*hands O'Hagan the pistol*

No need to kill her, jesus, Mr. Right to Life.

Eziekial · Post by **Eziekial** » Tue May 03, 2005 3:15 pm

I'd like to know where these battered wife shelters are. They sound like easy pickin.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Tue May 03, 2005 3:16 pm

lol in Dallas, on Greeville Ave, there is a bar. RIGHT nex to the bar (as in the same building) there is a Battered Woman's Shelter. Cong on planning, Dallas. :ugh:

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Tue May 03, 2005 3:19 pm

Kizzy wrote:
Harrison wrote:
Zanchief wrote:How much time could she get for these shinanigans?

*hands O'Hagan the pistol*

No need to kill her, jesus, Mr. Right to Life.

Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Rabbit: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[as they hand the Captain their pistols]

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Tue May 03, 2005 3:49 pm

That movie owns.

Beelz · Post by **Beelz** » Tue May 03, 2005 8:45 pm

Super Troopers is one of the funniest. just hope the sequel doesn't suck.

but back on track. Yes she should pay back what us taxpayers spent to search for her. Yes she should have to serve community service hands down. And if that moron marries her.... God rest his soul, he gets what he deserves I guess.

Treehorn · Post by **Treehorn** » Tue May 03, 2005 9:55 pm

Sequel? @@

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