If I hear about the "Runaway Bride" one more time

[labbats]

I'm going to snap.

I read the newspaper yesterday that was full of information about what was going on in the world. I watch CNN and FOX and all I see are updates about some chick who faked her death to get out of her wedding. Nevermind world issues. WAHT HAPNENNED TO HER FMALIY? I CANT STOPP WATCHING! GET BACCK IN THE TRAILERR NED!

[Donnel]

According to latest news, this is a pattern for her, she's done it before.

[Mop]

hey dude did you read about that runaway bride, fucking crazy man, crazy.

[Jennay]

Every picture they show of that selfish cunt, she has the same stupid look on her face. Like a deer looking into headlights >< Everyone knows at least one person who has the same fucking posed facial expression in pictures, and that's how you know they're psycho.

[Mop]

I thin she looks like a lizard when you pick up a rock and it is all SUPPRiSE !

[Donnel]

I'm surprised the fiance isn't the one who ran away.

[Jimmy Durante]

Everytime I see her eyes, I can't help but think lazers are going to shoot out of her pupils and destroy furniture in my living room.

[Zanchief]

I'm going to snap.

I read the newspaper yesterday that was full of information about what was going on in the world. I watch CNN and FOX and all I see are updates about some chick who faked her death to get out of her wedding. Nevermind world issues. WAHT HAPNENNED TO HER FMALIY? I CANT STOPP WATCHING! GET BACCK IN THE TRAILERR NED!

But then they would have to work at their jobs and it's easier to just follow the huge wave of bullshit.

[Gypsiyee]

I'm surprised the fiance isn't the one who ran away.

please, her fiance "still plans on marrying her."

and I agree, I'm sick of hearing about it. Just arrest the snooty cunt and get it over with

[Martrae]

I shudder to think that the next girl that disappears anytime near her wedding day will get tarred with the same brush. You think people will volunteer to help look or will they just say "runaway bride" and ignore the situation until her body turns up somewhere?

[kaharthemad]

Im sorry I have no sympathy for this woman. If the man marries her he is in for a shock what happens if she finds out she is pregnant or has a boob tumor? Will she take off to Maui for a week reporting to a cop that she was taken hostage by ICE T, JLo, and Cheech Marin?

[Gypsiyee]

Very valid point Mart.. what bothers me the most is that this girl is seriously so "above everyone" that she just doesn't get how severe what she did is. The search cost $60,000 (tax payer dollars hi) and she doesn't get it at all. Bought her ticket a week before she left, had 7 whole days to think about the consequences of her actions, and it doesn't phase her.

It's a shame.

[Zanchief]

How much time could she get for these shinanigans?

[kaharthemad]

how about 900 days of community service to be serverd every other day. That way we we can get some work out of her rich ass to pay back the tax payers. Maybe scraping poop off the ground at a kennel. That way she can take care of a whole different bitch for a while instead of herself.

[Harrison]

How much time could she get for these shinanigans?

*hands O'Hagan the pistol*

[Gypsiyee]

I think she should have to pay back every cent she stole *and* do community service. I don't think jail time is the answer for her, because I think she needs to do something productive that's actually going to put some sense into her holier than thou ass. When I think community service, I don't think taking care of old people or reading children stories.. I want her ass on the side of the road picking up trash.

[Martrae]

I think she should do community service in a battered women's shelter. You know, women that had an actual need to get away.

[kaharthemad]

I see to problems with this Battered wife shelter thing. Most shelter locations are kept semi secret to keep husbands from showing up there in the middle of the night. She has already shown she cant be trusted. You actually think this woamn can be trusted to keep her fucking mouth shut?

She opens her mouth to the wrong person and one lady could end up in a world of hurt. No one attacks a animal shelter to rescue a dog.

[The Kizzy]

How much time could she get for these shinanigans?

*hands O'Hagan the pistol*

No need to kill her, jesus, Mr. Right to Life.

[Eziekial]

I'd like to know where these battered wife shelters are. They sound like easy pickin.

[Darcler]

lol in Dallas, on Greeville Ave, there is a bar. RIGHT nex to the bar (as in the same building) there is a Battered Woman's Shelter. Cong on planning, Dallas.

[Harrison]

How much time could she get for these shinanigans?

*hands O'Hagan the pistol*

No need to kill her, jesus, Mr. Right to Life.

Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Rabbit: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[as they hand the Captain their pistols]

[Zanchief]

That movie owns.

[Beelz]

Super Troopers is one of the funniest. just hope the sequel doesn't suck.

but back on track. Yes she should pay back what us taxpayers spent to search for her. Yes she should have to serve community service hands down. And if that moron marries her.... God rest his soul, he gets what he deserves I guess.

[Treehorn]

Sequel? @@