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Postby Ganzo » Thu May 05, 2005 9:29 am

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Postby Lyion » Thu May 05, 2005 9:34 am

I shall run over you in my Z71, you farkin icehole.
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Postby Ganzo » Thu May 05, 2005 9:41 am

My Tundra can take your Z71
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Postby Jimmy Durante » Thu May 05, 2005 9:41 am

The best Subaru was the one Jackie Chan drove in The Cannonball Run.

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Postby Aires » Thu May 05, 2005 11:06 am

It looks ok but i don't think i would buy it.
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu May 05, 2005 11:11 am

I don't like the look of it. =(
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Postby Tikker » Thu May 05, 2005 11:11 am

I looked at it, and first thought was:




el camino~~~~
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Postby Martrae » Thu May 05, 2005 11:14 am

Kizzy wrote:I don't like the look of it. =(
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Postby Project DARC » Thu May 05, 2005 11:21 am

It needs guns and a missile platform on the back.
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Postby Aires » Thu May 05, 2005 11:25 am

[quote="Aires"]It looks ok but i don't think i would buy it.[/quote]

Thats my subtle way of saying it looks bad
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu May 05, 2005 11:54 am

what a fucking ugly ass car. Can I recommend a Pontiac Aztec or possibly a Honda Element? If your're gonna go ugly, go for the gold.

By the way aren't you russian? All the russians at my highschool got new mercedes and Beamers every 4 months.
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Postby Darcler » Thu May 05, 2005 11:59 am

Elements fill me with rage. It's unexplainable...
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Postby Eziekial » Thu May 05, 2005 12:08 pm

You don't like square things?
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Postby Darcler » Thu May 05, 2005 12:16 pm

I do. But those ugly cars just make me amgry.
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Postby Beelz » Thu May 05, 2005 12:17 pm

Tikker wrote:el camino~~~~


Hey now, I'd take any camino over this ... thing, 8 days out of a week.

My first car was an El Camino, and it still goin lol the car is older than I am, but I love it to death.
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Postby Gidan » Thu May 05, 2005 12:27 pm

One group ranks the top 10 ugly cars of 2005

1. Pontiac Aztek - "It looks like it went into the crusher before the showroom!" - "It looks the way Montezuma's revenge feel." - "Was Pontiac taken over by a high school shop class?"
2. Toyota Scion xB - "Its appearance should serve as an innovative but effective first line of defense against car theft" while another wondered if, "the cleaning lady took the plans out of the trash as a joke — and nobody noticed."
3. Hummer H2 - "The automotive equivalent of Aunt Bertha."
4. Honda Element - "A rollover would improve its looks!"
5. Chrysler PT Cruiser - "So ugly, I get mad just looking at it."
6. Subaru Baja - "Looks more at home in Prague."
7. Chevy Avalanche - "Adorned with more plastic than Anna Nicole Smith."
8. Dodge Magnum - "The Welsh Corgi of the car world — wishes to be a big dog, but too short to the ground."
9. Chrysler 300 - "Did Chrysler have the head of a cow in mind when designing this car?"
10. BMW 5 Series - "With the granny glasses headlights and awkward body creases, it looks like a Pontiac on acid."
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Postby Ganzo » Thu May 05, 2005 12:36 pm

F you all, it still looks cool to me
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Postby Tikker » Thu May 05, 2005 1:03 pm

haha
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Postby labbats » Thu May 05, 2005 2:20 pm

Too plastic. And a whopping 210 horsepower AFTER turbo? Haha.
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu May 05, 2005 2:39 pm

Ganzo wrote:F you all, it still looks cool to me



you'd get more respect driving the Oscar Meyer weiner-mobile.
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Postby Ganzo » Thu May 05, 2005 3:32 pm

:car:
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Postby mappatazee » Thu May 05, 2005 8:53 pm

Looks like a fucking shoe, one of the most ugly cars I have ever seen. And it makes me think of 40 year old lesbian hippies.
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Postby mappatazee » Thu May 05, 2005 9:07 pm

Gidan wrote:10. BMW 5 Series - "With the granny glasses headlights and awkward body creases, it looks like a Pontiac on acid."


It's sad to see what has become of BMW's these past few years.
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu May 05, 2005 9:10 pm

yah BMW is crap these days. Infiniti is beginning to kick their ass. The new M45 is the shit for about 1/3 the price of the top 7 series. It also just beat it and the ugly ass lexuses in the latest Road and Track.
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Postby 10sun » Thu May 05, 2005 10:25 pm

mappatazee wrote:Looks like a fucking shoe, one of the most ugly cars I have ever seen. And it makes me think of 40 year old lesbian hippies.


I'm glad I am not the only one who thinks of Subarus as the car to drive for old lesbians.
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