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I know I just got a car last september, but

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I shall run over you in my Z71, you farkin icehole.
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My Tundra can take your Z71
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The best Subaru was the one Jackie Chan drove in The Cannonball Run.

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It looks ok but i don't think i would buy it.
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I don't like the look of it. =(
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I looked at it, and first thought was:




el camino~~~~
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Kizzy wrote:I don't like the look of it. =(
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It needs guns and a missile platform on the back.
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[quote="Aires"]It looks ok but i don't think i would buy it.[/quote]

Thats my subtle way of saying it looks bad
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what a fucking ugly ass car. Can I recommend a Pontiac Aztec or possibly a Honda Element? If your're gonna go ugly, go for the gold.

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Elements fill me with rage. It's unexplainable...
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You don't like square things?
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I do. But those ugly cars just make me amgry.
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Tikker wrote:el camino~~~~


Hey now, I'd take any camino over this ... thing, 8 days out of a week.

My first car was an El Camino, and it still goin lol the car is older than I am, but I love it to death.
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One group ranks the top 10 ugly cars of 2005

1. Pontiac Aztek - "It looks like it went into the crusher before the showroom!" - "It looks the way Montezuma's revenge feel." - "Was Pontiac taken over by a high school shop class?"
2. Toyota Scion xB - "Its appearance should serve as an innovative but effective first line of defense against car theft" while another wondered if, "the cleaning lady took the plans out of the trash as a joke — and nobody noticed."
3. Hummer H2 - "The automotive equivalent of Aunt Bertha."
4. Honda Element - "A rollover would improve its looks!"
5. Chrysler PT Cruiser - "So ugly, I get mad just looking at it."
6. Subaru Baja - "Looks more at home in Prague."
7. Chevy Avalanche - "Adorned with more plastic than Anna Nicole Smith."
8. Dodge Magnum - "The Welsh Corgi of the car world — wishes to be a big dog, but too short to the ground."
9. Chrysler 300 - "Did Chrysler have the head of a cow in mind when designing this car?"
10. BMW 5 Series - "With the granny glasses headlights and awkward body creases, it looks like a Pontiac on acid."
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Post by Ganzo »

F you all, it still looks cool to me
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haha
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Too plastic. And a whopping 210 horsepower AFTER turbo? Haha.
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Ganzo wrote:F you all, it still looks cool to me



you'd get more respect driving the Oscar Meyer weiner-mobile.
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Looks like a fucking shoe, one of the most ugly cars I have ever seen. And it makes me think of 40 year old lesbian hippies.
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Gidan wrote:10. BMW 5 Series - "With the granny glasses headlights and awkward body creases, it looks like a Pontiac on acid."


It's sad to see what has become of BMW's these past few years.
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yah BMW is crap these days. Infiniti is beginning to kick their ass. The new M45 is the shit for about 1/3 the price of the top 7 series. It also just beat it and the ugly ass lexuses in the latest Road and Track.
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mappatazee wrote:Looks like a fucking shoe, one of the most ugly cars I have ever seen. And it makes me think of 40 year old lesbian hippies.


I'm glad I am not the only one who thinks of Subarus as the car to drive for old lesbians.
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