I know I just got a car last september, but
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I know I just got a car last september, but
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Narrock wrote:Yup, I ... was just trolling.
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Kizzy wrote:I don't like the look of it. =(
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what a fucking ugly ass car. Can I recommend a Pontiac Aztec or possibly a Honda Element? If your're gonna go ugly, go for the gold.
By the way aren't you russian? All the russians at my highschool got new mercedes and Beamers every 4 months.
By the way aren't you russian? All the russians at my highschool got new mercedes and Beamers every 4 months.
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Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
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Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
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One group ranks the top 10 ugly cars of 2005
1. Pontiac Aztek - "It looks like it went into the crusher before the showroom!" - "It looks the way Montezuma's revenge feel." - "Was Pontiac taken over by a high school shop class?"
2. Toyota Scion xB - "Its appearance should serve as an innovative but effective first line of defense against car theft" while another wondered if, "the cleaning lady took the plans out of the trash as a joke — and nobody noticed."
3. Hummer H2 - "The automotive equivalent of Aunt Bertha."
4. Honda Element - "A rollover would improve its looks!"
5. Chrysler PT Cruiser - "So ugly, I get mad just looking at it."
6. Subaru Baja - "Looks more at home in Prague."
7. Chevy Avalanche - "Adorned with more plastic than Anna Nicole Smith."
8. Dodge Magnum - "The Welsh Corgi of the car world — wishes to be a big dog, but too short to the ground."
9. Chrysler 300 - "Did Chrysler have the head of a cow in mind when designing this car?"
10. BMW 5 Series - "With the granny glasses headlights and awkward body creases, it looks like a Pontiac on acid."
1. Pontiac Aztek - "It looks like it went into the crusher before the showroom!" - "It looks the way Montezuma's revenge feel." - "Was Pontiac taken over by a high school shop class?"
2. Toyota Scion xB - "Its appearance should serve as an innovative but effective first line of defense against car theft" while another wondered if, "the cleaning lady took the plans out of the trash as a joke — and nobody noticed."
3. Hummer H2 - "The automotive equivalent of Aunt Bertha."
4. Honda Element - "A rollover would improve its looks!"
5. Chrysler PT Cruiser - "So ugly, I get mad just looking at it."
6. Subaru Baja - "Looks more at home in Prague."
7. Chevy Avalanche - "Adorned with more plastic than Anna Nicole Smith."
8. Dodge Magnum - "The Welsh Corgi of the car world — wishes to be a big dog, but too short to the ground."
9. Chrysler 300 - "Did Chrysler have the head of a cow in mind when designing this car?"
10. BMW 5 Series - "With the granny glasses headlights and awkward body creases, it looks like a Pontiac on acid."
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Ganzo wrote:F you all, it still looks cool to me
you'd get more respect driving the Oscar Meyer weiner-mobile.
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Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
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yah BMW is crap these days. Infiniti is beginning to kick their ass. The new M45 is the shit for about 1/3 the price of the top 7 series. It also just beat it and the ugly ass lexuses in the latest Road and Track.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.







