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Adivina
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by Adivina » Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:42 am
I think that is going in my signature.....
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Donnel wrote: Erodalak wrote: Who needs an education when you are hawt like advina
fixt :P
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by veeneedefeesh » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:33 am
You could be bald and painted purple and still be getting laid.
Thats kinda hot....
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by kaharthemad » Thu Jun 09, 2005 3:41 pm
I had a female friend of mine that swore Suave made her hair smell like cum.
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by araby » Sun Jun 12, 2005 6:12 pm
Jennay wrote: Yay!
ps. my hair smells pretty all of the time
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by Rust » Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:31 pm
kaharthemad wrote: I had a female friend of mine that swore Suave made her hair smell like cum.
Well, isn't protein good for your hair? Were you making furtive trips to her bathroom or something?
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Adivina
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by Adivina » Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:23 am
"Special Shampoo"
Donnel wrote: Erodalak wrote: Who needs an education when you are hawt like advina
fixt :P
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by kaharthemad » Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:53 am
AdivinaDarkfyre wrote: "Special Shampoo"
Problem with that pump is it takes a while to get out of the nozzle
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by Adivina » Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:56 am
I was reading a scientific study the other day - Average minumum male time to achieve orgasm is 2 and 1/2 minutes. Female on the other hand was 12 and 1/2 minimum.
Donnel wrote: Erodalak wrote: Who needs an education when you are hawt like advina
fixt :P
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by Agrajag » Mon Jun 13, 2005 9:27 am
Women are slower? We both start at the same time. It's my job to get mine, her job to get hers. Not my fault I win every time!
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by Jennay » Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:36 am
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by Jennay » Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:37 am
speaking of, I've held races to see who could cum first. Sometimes I was the big winner~ But then again, did he really lose? :P
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by Adivina » Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:53 am
Donnel wrote: Erodalak wrote: Who needs an education when you are hawt like advina
fixt :P
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by The Kizzy » Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:07 pm
How do you make a guy cum? Who cares!!
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by veeneedefeesh » Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:21 pm
Kizzy wrote: How do you make a guy cum? Who cares!!
Just laying there has always worked for you in the past.
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by Adivina » Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:34 pm
OUCH!
Donnel wrote: Erodalak wrote: Who needs an education when you are hawt like advina
fixt :P
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by Agrajag » Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:38 pm
Wow, that backfired, Kizzy...
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by Mop » Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:44 pm
veeneedefeesh wrote: Kizzy wrote: How do you make a guy cum? Who cares!!
Just laying there has always worked for you in the past.
:win:
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by veeneedefeesh » Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:48 pm
veeneedefeesh wrote: Kizzy wrote: How do you make a guy cum? Who cares!!
Just laying there has always worked for you in the past.
It's just cuz the Kizster is just sooo segzy that is all it takes to satisfy all the mens
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by Rust » Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:49 pm
veeneedefeesh wrote: Kizzy wrote: How do you make a guy cum? Who cares!!
Just laying there has always worked for you in the past.
--R.
Rust Martialis -- Spiritwatcher of War/Valorguard/The Nameless "There are angels on our curtains; they keep the outside out. And there are lions on our curtains; they lick their wounds, they lick their doubt." -- 'Curtains', Peter Gabriel
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by The Kizzy » Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:07 pm
I acknowledge said burnage.
p.s. that was a good one
Zanchief wrote: Harrison wrote: I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.