Sexiest Woman ROUND 1: Dunst vs Portman

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Who is hotter?

Poll ended at Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:24 am

Kirsten Dunst
20
39%
Natalie Portman
31
61%
 
Total votes : 51

Sexiest Woman ROUND 1: Dunst vs Portman

Postby vonkaar » Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:24 am

So, NT... who's sexier? Kirsten Dunst or Natalie Portman?

Kirsten Dunst:
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Natalie Portman:
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Postby vonkaar » Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:27 am

Fuck Kirsten Dunst. Natalie Portman ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOHOOO!!

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Postby Tacks » Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:28 am

Although Kirsten isn't even in my top 50 Natalie Portman has never looked remotely attractive to me although she seems to be more down to earth. Are we voting just on looks or overall attractiveness (omgz i want to marry her) factor?
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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:28 am

I have always thought that KD was not that attractive.
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Postby vonkaar » Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:29 am

it's all up to you...

Rate them on any scale you want... Kizzy seems to rate based on their feet. I rate based on their performance in bed (Portman was an anal queen). You can rate them on their child-rearing potential for all I care =p.
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Postby Tacks » Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:29 am

Well I noticed it says "Sexiest" so I guess we're voting on the man-pig fuckability factor.
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Postby Tacks » Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:31 am

Haha ok because depending on what the criteria is my vote can go either way, that's all. Some women are beautiful LOOKING women to me but disgust me otherwise.
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Postby Xaiveir » Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:31 am

KD is cute....but her teeth are fucked up. She loses points.......Go Natalie.

What movie are those second pics of Natalie from?
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Postby vonkaar » Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:39 am

Closer.

She won the golden globe for it. She also produced a lot of boners.

double victory, in my book.
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Postby Harrison » Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:46 am

Portman for "man-pig fuckability"
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Postby Narrock » Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:42 pm

I can't believe anybody actually voted for that snaggle-toothed skeezer, Kirsten Dunst. :ugh:
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Postby veeneedefeesh » Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:49 pm

She actually isnt that bad looking, I woulda voted for her except she has chicken legs and that Natalie is just delicious and not many could stand up to her in a hawtness contest
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Postby Darcler » Fri Jul 01, 2005 1:00 pm

Portman is too small. I'm voting Kirsten.
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Postby vonkaar » Fri Jul 01, 2005 1:26 pm

STOP VOTING FOR "I WOULD BARELY BE A SIX IF I WASN'T A HOLLYWOOD CELEB" DUNST.

This should be a 40 to 3 NO CONTEST victory! WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE I HATE YOU ALL!

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Postby Tacks » Fri Jul 01, 2005 1:33 pm

I'd vote for Kirsten again if i could
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Postby vonkaar » Fri Jul 01, 2005 1:35 pm

FOR SHAME!!
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EVEN BIG BIRD WANTS YOU TO VOTE PORTMAN!
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Postby Insanityfair » Fri Jul 01, 2005 1:37 pm

I hate that episode of Sesame Street. The muppets did better "acting".
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Postby Tacks » Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:02 pm

Natalie is a disgrace to Sesame Street fans everywhere
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Postby Lyion » Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:19 pm

Portman is a 6, too, Vonk. Half the chicks I see at the mall are better looking than either of these two.

If you had put Portman against Jolie, and Dunst against Weisz it'd be 40 to 3 there. However you put the 10s against each other and the 6s against each other....
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Postby veeneedefeesh » Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:44 pm

portman is better than a 6... well she might be a 6 on the clydesdale scale but on any other scale I would rate her at least an 8 and more realistically a 9.8
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Postby Ciladan » Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:03 pm

Sorry but Kirsten made one hot redhead.
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Postby Ciladan » Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:14 pm

Kirsten Dunst

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Postby brinstar » Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:51 pm

her cheekbones could put out your eye!
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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:26 pm

her face is to flat!!!!!!!
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Postby Harrison » Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:55 pm

:-x
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