Sexiest Woman ROUND 1: Dunst vs Portman

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Who is hotter?

Poll ended at Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:24 am

Kirsten Dunst
20
39%
Natalie Portman
31
61%
 
Total votes: 51

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Sexiest Woman ROUND 1: Dunst vs Portman

Post by vonkaar »

So, NT... who's sexier? Kirsten Dunst or Natalie Portman?

Kirsten Dunst:
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Natalie Portman:
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Fuck Kirsten Dunst. Natalie Portman ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOHOOO!!

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Although Kirsten isn't even in my top 50 Natalie Portman has never looked remotely attractive to me although she seems to be more down to earth. Are we voting just on looks or overall attractiveness (omgz i want to marry her) factor?
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I have always thought that KD was not that attractive.
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it's all up to you...

Rate them on any scale you want... Kizzy seems to rate based on their feet. I rate based on their performance in bed (Portman was an anal queen). You can rate them on their child-rearing potential for all I care =p.
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Well I noticed it says "Sexiest" so I guess we're voting on the man-pig fuckability factor.
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Haha ok because depending on what the criteria is my vote can go either way, that's all. Some women are beautiful LOOKING women to me but disgust me otherwise.
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KD is cute....but her teeth are fucked up. She loses points.......Go Natalie.

What movie are those second pics of Natalie from?
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Closer.

She won the golden globe for it. She also produced a lot of boners.

double victory, in my book.
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Portman for "man-pig fuckability"
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Post by Narrock »

I can't believe anybody actually voted for that snaggle-toothed skeezer, Kirsten Dunst. :ugh:
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Post by veeneedefeesh »

She actually isnt that bad looking, I woulda voted for her except she has chicken legs and that Natalie is just delicious and not many could stand up to her in a hawtness contest
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Post by Darcler »

Portman is too small. I'm voting Kirsten.
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Post by vonkaar »

STOP VOTING FOR "I WOULD BARELY BE A SIX IF I WASN'T A HOLLYWOOD CELEB" DUNST.

This should be a 40 to 3 NO CONTEST victory! WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE I HATE YOU ALL!

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I'd vote for Kirsten again if i could
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FOR SHAME!!
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EVEN BIG BIRD WANTS YOU TO VOTE PORTMAN!
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I hate that episode of Sesame Street. The muppets did better "acting".
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Natalie is a disgrace to Sesame Street fans everywhere
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Post by Lyion »

Portman is a 6, too, Vonk. Half the chicks I see at the mall are better looking than either of these two.

If you had put Portman against Jolie, and Dunst against Weisz it'd be 40 to 3 there. However you put the 10s against each other and the 6s against each other....
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Post by veeneedefeesh »

portman is better than a 6... well she might be a 6 on the clydesdale scale but on any other scale I would rate her at least an 8 and more realistically a 9.8
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Sorry but Kirsten made one hot redhead.
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Kirsten Dunst

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Post by brinstar »

her cheekbones could put out your eye!
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her face is to flat!!!!!!!
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:-x
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