Silly Catholics

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:02 am

I need your hugging.

araby · Post by **araby** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:05 am

On the rugging.

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:06 am

wtfugging

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:09 am

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:42 am

straight thuggin?

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:48 am

They gettin ready to roll around on the bed and do some huggin and nuggin

Xaiveir · Post by **Xaiveir** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:21 am

Looks like gay fuggin to me

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:22 am

They will take turns suggin lol

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:24 am

Tikker wrote:
Insanityfair wrote:
Taxx wrote:Mary was a whore who was hiding the fact by saying she was impregnated by nothing.

Mary should have kept her fucking legs shut then maybe we wouldn't have to listen to all these religious whiners looking for guidance in their pathetic lives.

say what again?

Taxx is saying Mary the 'Ho got it on with Dave teh pool guy and didn't tell Joseph

Joseph came to the conclusion that since he had married the tart AND hadn't gotten a peice of tail yet, that no one else had (who the fuck gets married and doesn't get laid, wtf) God must have knocked up his woman

some wise guys also saw a star or some shiznat, and Michael Jackson style came to ply the baby with drugs

then Santa swooped down out of the sky and offered mary and the baby a coke

Xaiveir · Post by **Xaiveir** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:25 am

Then nothin but Snugglin

Post by **Gidan** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:29 am

GAH Mary was a normal woman who got pregnant in the same way millions and millions of others have. Gave birth to a normal child, this normal child grew to be a great man named Jesus Christ. A great leader, a great speaker and a person full of great ideas.

atleast that my opinion

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:33 am

I think Jesus was a time-traveller who tried to fix all the future problems by establishing a foundation of morality at a critical time in history.

Think about it...

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:35 am

Gidan wrote:GAH Mary was a normal woman who got pregnant in the same way millions and millions of others have. Gave birth to a normal child, this normal child grew to be a great man named Jesus Christ. A great leader, a great speaker and a person full of great ideas.

atleast that my opinion

lol

Post by **Gidan** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:42 am

Mindia wrote:
Gidan wrote:GAH Mary was a normal woman who got pregnant in the same way millions and millions of others have. Gave birth to a normal child, this normal child grew to be a great man named Jesus Christ. A great leader, a great speaker and a person full of great ideas.

atleast that my opinion

lol

You probably find it as silly as I find the your beliefs. Guess it just all comes down to what you belive.

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:45 am

Of course he finds it silly that you actually think for yourself Gidan...he couldn't ever dream of doing that.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:58 am

Taxx wrote:Of course he finds it silly that you actually think for yourself Gidan...he couldn't ever dream of doing that.

lol

Yamori · Post by **Yamori** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:51 am

Mindia wrote:
Taxx wrote:Of course he finds it silly that you actually think for yourself Gidan...he couldn't ever dream of doing that.

lol

LOL

Wait, what?

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:57 pm

Yamori wrote:
Mindia wrote:
Taxx wrote:Of course he finds it silly that you actually think for yourself Gidan...he couldn't ever dream of doing that.

lol

LOL

Wait, what?

I was LOL'ing at the irony of Taxx's stupid comment.

Post by **Lueyen** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:58 pm

Gidan wrote:
Mindia wrote:
Gidan wrote:GAH Mary was a normal woman who got pregnant in the same way millions and millions of others have. Gave birth to a normal child, this normal child grew to be a great man named Jesus Christ. A great leader, a great speaker and a person full of great ideas.

atleast that my opinion

lol

You probably find it as silly as I find the your beliefs. Guess it just all comes down to what you belive.

I remember reading something about the possibility or fertilization occuring without sperm (ie pregnacy without sexual intercourse) being a very remote possibility like a 1 in ten million chance, but still scientifically possible. Anyone know if there is any validity to this?

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:05 pm

I know you can fake your body into believing it is pregnant (missed periods, lactating, stomach bloat) but you arent. I've never heard of a true "virginal" birth....well, other than tabloids.

Post by **Martrae** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:11 pm

A girl can get pregnant from being spooged on in the vaginal area if some of the sperm gets inside.

Post by **Lueyen** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:46 pm

Naw this involved a complete absence of sperm, something like the egg attaching to the vaginal wall and fertilizing there, I'm thinking it's not possible because it would be lacking a set of chromozones... but again it was supposedly a very remote possibility, definetly not a common occurance. If it is indeed a scientific possibility that would support the idea of Mary's virginal conception for those of a strictly scientific mindset... Probably wouldn't make a bit of difference to those who believe because of faith save to explain how God did it.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:54 pm

Sigh, you are all going to hell.

I knew a guy who had a SOLID theory that Jesus was an alien. I can't remember the theory, but I do remember being convinced at the time.

mofish · Post by **mofish** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:01 pm

Mormons think god is an alien basically. Came from another planet that revolves around the star 'Kolob' and impregnated Mary. As a matter of fact, the story and mythology of the series Battlestar Galactica is heavily influenced by Mormonism. One of its producers is a Mormon.

http://www.michaellorenzen.com/galactica.html

araby · Post by **araby** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:03 pm

Kizzy wrote:Sigh, you are all going to hell.

I knew a guy who had a SOLID theory that Jesus was an alien. I can't remember the theory, but I do remember being convinced at the time.

I gave you a valium and then smoked you out. You bought the whole thing.