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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Aug 04, 2005 6:27 am

abnormal blood condition
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Aug 04, 2005 7:16 am

veeneedefeesh wrote:
Kizzy wrote:no its a blood condition
So is a hard-on



you make a good point sir.
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Postby Jennay » Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:27 pm

Kizzy wrote:
no its a blood condition
So is a hard-on


Actually, a hard on is when your penile muscles and tissue are relaxed, allowing bloodflow and a raging boner effect. It's when you're limp that your special muscles are tense and holding back bloodflow.
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Postby Harrison » Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:37 pm

Wow, Jennay knows how it really works.

You'd be surprised how many MEN didn't know how their own dick worked.
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:52 pm

she's the penis guru
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Postby Captain Insano » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:15 pm

All I need to know is that a hot women just has to rub pretty much any part of her near my man-tool and it's ready for action in less than 2 seconds flat.
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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Aug 05, 2005 7:59 am

I heard it takes ugly women 4 seconds
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Postby Tacks » Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:13 am

You would know!
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Postby Susvain » Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:50 pm

:lol:
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Postby Gypsiyee » Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:39 pm

oh man

that's not nice at all
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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:47 pm

What's not nice?
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Postby Captain Insano » Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:52 pm

Taxx wrote:You would know!
:lol: :lol:
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Postby The Kizzy » Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:53 pm

Oh, I don't even notice him anymore.
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Postby Rust » Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:43 pm

Taxx wrote:You would know!


You know, for someone who emailed me and asked me to take it easy on him because he was having problems with his then-GF, you sure seem to have bounced back to being a vengeful son-of-a-bitch.

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Postby Harrison » Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:56 pm

It's the way of a man.
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Postby Rust » Sat Aug 06, 2005 9:35 pm

Taking cheap shots at a woman's looks with whom you were *quite* happy to sleep with at the time isn't exactly behaviour I'd call 'manly'.

More like a reflection on his own problems.

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Postby Harrison » Sat Aug 06, 2005 11:27 pm

Defense mechanism...and you already knew that.

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Postby belfior » Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:44 am

A good explanation would be "Water Retention"

When a chick gets fat on her period she tends to blame it on her "water retention".

It also gets used in customer service situations as a term for "Retaining the customer". Keeping the customer satisfied with your specific service. Shit like that.
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