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by Captain Insano » Thu Aug 04, 2005 7:16 am
veeneedefeesh wrote:So is a hard-onKizzy wrote:no its a blood condition
you make a good point sir.
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Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
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Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
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Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
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by Jennay » Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:27 pm
Kizzy wrote:
no its a blood condition
So is a hard-on
Actually, a hard on is when your penile muscles and tissue are relaxed, allowing bloodflow and a raging boner effect. It's when you're limp that your special muscles are tense and holding back bloodflow.
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by Captain Insano » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:15 pm
All I need to know is that a hot women just has to rub pretty much any part of her near my man-tool and it's ready for action in less than 2 seconds flat.
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
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by Gypsiyee » Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:39 pm
oh man
that's not nice at all
that's not nice at all
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by Captain Insano » Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:52 pm
Taxx wrote:You would know!
Tossica: No, you're gay because you suck on cocks.
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Darcler:
Get rid of the pictures of the goofy looking white guy. That opens two right there.
Mazzletoffarado: That's me fucktard
Vivalicious wrote:Lots of females don't want you to put your penis in their mouths. Some prefer it in their ass.
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by Rust » Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:43 pm
Taxx wrote:You would know!
You know, for someone who emailed me and asked me to take it easy on him because he was having problems with his then-GF, you sure seem to have bounced back to being a vengeful son-of-a-bitch.
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by Rust » Sat Aug 06, 2005 9:35 pm
Taking cheap shots at a woman's looks with whom you were *quite* happy to sleep with at the time isn't exactly behaviour I'd call 'manly'.
More like a reflection on his own problems.
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More like a reflection on his own problems.
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by belfior » Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:44 am
A good explanation would be "Water Retention"
When a chick gets fat on her period she tends to blame it on her "water retention".
It also gets used in customer service situations as a term for "Retaining the customer". Keeping the customer satisfied with your specific service. Shit like that.
When a chick gets fat on her period she tends to blame it on her "water retention".
It also gets used in customer service situations as a term for "Retaining the customer". Keeping the customer satisfied with your specific service. Shit like that.
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