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Lyion
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by Lyion » Wed Aug 17, 2005 6:58 am
http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=8960&first=yes
My answer
Your death will be by natural causes, though not by any diseaese, because that is another option on this test. You will probably just silently pass away in the night from old age, and people you love won't realize until the next morning, when you are all purple and cold and icky. So be happy, you won't be murdered.
What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. – C. S. Lewis
Minrott
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by Minrott » Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:05 am
You scored as Disappear.
Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).
Disappear
73%
Gunshot
53%
Natural Causes
53%
Accident
53%
Suicide
47%
Bomb
40%
Posion
27%
Suffocated
20%
Drowning
20%
Stabbed
13%
Cut Throat
13%
Eaten
0%
Disease
0%
That sounds about right.
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by DangerPaul » Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:35 am
<table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'><tr><td><img src='http://images.quizfarm.com/1109469197Suicide.jpg'></td><td> You scored as <b>Suicide</b>. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.<br><br><table border='0' width='300' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Suicide</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>100%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Disappear</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='67' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>67%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Bomb</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='53' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>53%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Accident</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='53' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>53%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Posion</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='47' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>47%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Eaten</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='40' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>40%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Gunshot</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='40' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>40%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Stabbed</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='33' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>33%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Cut Throat</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='33' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>33%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Natural Causes</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='20' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>20%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Disease</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='0' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>0%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Drowning</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='0' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>0%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Suffocated</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='0' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>0%</font></td></tr></td></tr></table><br><a href='http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=8960'>How Will You Die??</a><br><font face='Arial' size='1'>created with <a href='http://quizfarm.com'>QuizFarm.com</a></font></table>
seems about accurate
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by ClakarEQ » Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:39 am
Scored same as Lyion, 87% natural :p
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by The Kizzy » Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:43 am
Mine was bombing.
Zanchief wrote: Harrison wrote: I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
Zanchief
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by Zanchief » Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:48 am
Mine was poison, WTF
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by The Kizzy » Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:49 am
I'm gonna poison you. MU HAW HAW HAW
Zanchief wrote: Harrison wrote: I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
Zanchief
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by Zanchief » Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:50 am
Why?!?
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by The Kizzy » Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:52 am
I will have to think really hard for a reason, and then probably make one up. These are my top three motives to tell the Canadian Mounties.
1.) You rejected my cyeber WOW lovin advances
2.) You KSed me in game
3.) You said I was fat
I can think of some more, give me time.
Zanchief wrote: Harrison wrote: I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
Zanchief
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by Zanchief » Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:53 am
We both know I did none of those.
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by kaharthemad » Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:54 am
Suicide by Poisoning. As long as it is a quick death.
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by Gypsiyee » Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:55 am
<table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'><tr><td><img src='http://images.quizfarm.com/1109471004samauri knife.jpg'></td><td> You scored as <b>Stabbed</b>. You will die from being stabbed. Yay. <br><br><table border='0' width='300' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Stabbed</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='80' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>80%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Suffocated</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='60' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>60%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Posion</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='60' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>60%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Bomb</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='60' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>60%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Disease</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='53' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>53%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Gunshot</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='53' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>53%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Suicide</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='53' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>53%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Natural Causes</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='47' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>47%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Drowning</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='40' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>40%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Accident</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='40' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>40%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Eaten</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='33' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>33%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Disappear</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='20' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>20%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Cut Throat</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='13' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>13%</font></td></tr></td></tr></table><br><a href='http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=8960'>How Will You Die??</a><br><font face='Arial' size='1'>created with <a href='http://quizfarm.com'>QuizFarm.com</a></font></table>
I didn't feel like removing all the p's, so ignore them
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by Harrison » Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:57 am
<table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'><tr><td><img src='http://images.quizfarm.com/1109469395paintballgun.gif'></td><td> You scored as <b>Gunshot</b>. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.<br><br><table border='0' width='300' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Gunshot</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>100%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Bomb</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='93' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>93%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Suicide</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='87' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>87%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Posion</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='73' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>73%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Suffocated</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='53' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>53%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Disappear</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='47' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>47%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Stabbed</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='33' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>33%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Cut Throat</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='33' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>33%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Eaten</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='33' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>33%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Disease</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='27' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>27%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Accident</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='20' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>20%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Natural Causes</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='20' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>20%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Drowning</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='0' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>0%</font></td></tr></td></tr></table><br><a href='http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=8960'>How Will You Die??</a><br><font face='Arial' size='1'>created with <a href='http://quizfarm.com'>QuizFarm.com</a></font></table>
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by Harrison » Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:58 am
Ironically, My roommates brother is trying to hire someone to break my legs.
He failed miserably when he tried and the person knew me and said no.
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by DESX » Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:01 am
You scored as Disappear.
Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).
Disappear
87%
Bomb
80%
Natural Causes
67%
Gunshot
60%
Eaten
60%
Posion
53%
Suffocated
53%
Cut Throat
47%
Stabbed
33%
Suicide
33%
Accident
33%
Drowning
33%
Disease
33%
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by The Kizzy » Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:05 am
Zanchief wrote: We both know I did none of those.
I said I had to make something up since I couldn't think of anything. KEEP UP.
Zanchief wrote: Harrison wrote: I'm not dead
Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
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by mappatazee » Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:07 am
Why does "gunshot" come with a picture of a paintball gun instead of the more lethal variety?
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by Gidan » Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:54 am
<table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'><tr><td><img src='http://images.quizfarm.com/1109469395paintballgun.gif'></td><td> You scored as <b>Gunshot</b>. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.<br><br><table border='0' width='300' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>Gunshot</font></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='87' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>87%</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>Natural Causes</font></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='67' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>67%</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>Disappear</font></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='67' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>67%</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>Cut Throat</font></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='60' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>60%</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>Suffocated</font></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='53' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>53%</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>Disease</font></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='47' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>47%</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>Bomb</font></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='47' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>47%</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>Suicide</font></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='40' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>40%</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>Stabbed</font></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='40' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>40%</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>Posion</font></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='40' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>40%</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>Accident</font></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='40' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>40%</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>Drowning</font></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='27' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>27%</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>Eaten</font></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='13' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>13%</font></td></tr></td></tr></table><br><a href='http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=8960'>How Will You Die??</a><br><font face='Arial' size='1'>created with <a href='http://quizfarm.com'>QuizFarm.com</a></font></table>
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by Lyion » Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:55 am
mappatazee wrote: Why does "gunshot" come with a picture of a paintball gun instead of the more lethal variety?
The same reason the knife is a letter opener. Keep up, Map!
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by Zanchief » Wed Aug 17, 2005 10:07 am
Harrison wrote: Ironically, My roommates brother is trying to hire someone to break my legs.
That's not ironic.
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by mappatazee » Wed Aug 17, 2005 10:15 am
Harrison wrote: Ironically, My roommates brother is trying to hire someone to break my legs. He failed miserably when he tried and the person knew me and said no.
Your roommates brother. So would that make him your uncle?
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by Martrae » Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:22 am
Eeeek...I'm gonna be poisoned.
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by Arlos » Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:39 am
Natural causes here, with Disappear being a close 2nd.
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by KaiineTN » Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:48 am
Same, natural 80%, disappear 67%