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How will you die?

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http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=8960&first=yes

My answer

Your death will be by natural causes, though not by any diseaese, because that is another option on this test. You will probably just silently pass away in the night from old age, and people you love won't realize until the next morning, when you are all purple and cold and icky. So be happy, you won't be murdered.
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You scored as Disappear.



Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Disappear

73%

Gunshot

53%

Natural Causes

53%

Accident

53%

Suicide

47%

Bomb

40%

Posion

27%

Suffocated

20%

Drowning

20%

Stabbed

13%

Cut Throat

13%

Eaten

0%

Disease

0%


That sounds about right.
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<table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'><tr><td><img src='http://images.quizfarm.com/1109469197Suicide.jpg'></td><td> You scored as <b>Suicide</b>. Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.<br><br><table border='0' width='300' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Suicide</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>100%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Disappear</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='67' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>67%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Bomb</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='53' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>53%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Accident</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='53' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>53%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Posion</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='47' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>47%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Eaten</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='40' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>40%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Gunshot</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='40' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>40%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Stabbed</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='33' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>33%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Cut Throat</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='33' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>33%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Natural Causes</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='20' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>20%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Disease</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='0' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>0%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Drowning</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='0' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>0%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Suffocated</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='0' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>0%</font></td></tr></td></tr></table><br><a href='http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=8960'>How Will You Die??</a><br><font face='Arial' size='1'>created with <a href='http://quizfarm.com'>QuizFarm.com</a></font></table>

seems about accurate
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I would say so.
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Post by ClakarEQ »

Scored same as Lyion, 87% natural :p
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Mine was bombing.
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Mine was poison, WTF
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I'm gonna poison you. MU HAW HAW HAW
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Why?!?
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Post by The Kizzy »

I will have to think really hard for a reason, and then probably make one up. These are my top three motives to tell the Canadian Mounties.

1.) You rejected my cyeber WOW lovin advances

2.) You KSed me in game

3.) You said I was fat

I can think of some more, give me time.
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We both know I did none of those.
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Suicide by Poisoning. As long as it is a quick death.
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<table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'><tr><td><img src='http://images.quizfarm.com/1109471004samauri knife.jpg'></td><td> You scored as <b>Stabbed</b>. You will die from being stabbed. Yay. <br><br><table border='0' width='300' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Stabbed</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='80' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>80%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Suffocated</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='60' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>60%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Posion</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='60' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>60%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Bomb</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='60' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>60%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Disease</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='53' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>53%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Gunshot</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='53' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>53%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Suicide</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='53' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>53%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Natural Causes</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='47' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>47%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Drowning</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='40' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>40%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Accident</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='40' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>40%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Eaten</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='33' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>33%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Disappear</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='20' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>20%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Cut Throat</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='13' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>13%</font></td></tr></td></tr></table><br><a href='http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=8960'>How Will You Die??</a><br><font face='Arial' size='1'>created with <a href='http://quizfarm.com'>QuizFarm.com</a></font></table>

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<table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'><tr><td><img src='http://images.quizfarm.com/1109469395paintballgun.gif'></td><td> You scored as <b>Gunshot</b>. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.<br><br><table border='0' width='300' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Gunshot</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='100' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>100%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Bomb</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='93' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>93%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Suicide</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='87' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>87%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Posion</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='73' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>73%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Suffocated</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='53' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>53%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Disappear</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='47' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>47%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Stabbed</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='33' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>33%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Cut Throat</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='33' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>33%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Eaten</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='33' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>33%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Disease</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='27' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>27%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Accident</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='20' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>20%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Natural Causes</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='20' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>20%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Drowning</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='0' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>0%</font></td></tr></td></tr></table><br><a href='http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=8960'>How Will You Die??</a><br><font face='Arial' size='1'>created with <a href='http://quizfarm.com'>QuizFarm.com</a></font></table>
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Ironically, My roommates brother is trying to hire someone to break my legs.

He failed miserably when he tried and the person knew me and said no.
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Post by DESX »

You scored as Disappear.



Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Disappear

87%
Bomb

80%
Natural Causes

67%
Gunshot

60%
Eaten

60%
Posion

53%
Suffocated

53%
Cut Throat

47%
Stabbed

33%
Suicide

33%
Accident

33%
Drowning

33%
Disease

33%
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Post by The Kizzy »

Zanchief wrote:We both know I did none of those.


I said I had to make something up since I couldn't think of anything. KEEP UP.
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Why does "gunshot" come with a picture of a paintball gun instead of the more lethal variety?
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<table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'><tr><td><img src='http://images.quizfarm.com/1109469395paintballgun.gif'></td><td> You scored as <b>Gunshot</b>. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.<br><br><table border='0' width='300' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>Gunshot</font></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='87' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>87%</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>Natural Causes</font></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='67' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>67%</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>Disappear</font></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='67' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>67%</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>Cut Throat</font></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='60' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>60%</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>Suffocated</font></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='53' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>53%</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>Disease</font></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='47' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>47%</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>Bomb</font></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='47' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>47%</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>Suicide</font></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='40' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>40%</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>Stabbed</font></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='40' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>40%</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>Posion</font></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='40' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>40%</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>Accident</font></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='40' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>40%</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>Drowning</font></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='27' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>27%</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>Eaten</font></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='13' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>13%</font></td></tr></td></tr></table><br><a href='http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=8960'>How Will You Die??</a><br><font face='Arial' size='1'>created with <a href='http://quizfarm.com'>QuizFarm.com</a></font></table>
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mappatazee wrote:Why does "gunshot" come with a picture of a paintball gun instead of the more lethal variety?


The same reason the knife is a letter opener. Keep up, Map!
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Harrison wrote:Ironically, My roommates brother is trying to hire someone to break my legs.


That's not ironic.
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Harrison wrote:Ironically, My roommates brother is trying to hire someone to break my legs.

He failed miserably when he tried and the person knew me and said no.


Your roommates brother. So would that make him your uncle?
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Eeeek...I'm gonna be poisoned.
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Natural causes here, with Disappear being a close 2nd.

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Same, natural 80%, disappear 67%
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