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Ouchyfish
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by Ouchyfish » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:23 pm
(Does his best impression of Bruce the Shark from "Finding Nemo")
"I'M HAVING SEX TONIGHT!"
---I'll be back in about 4 minutes.
Lyion wrote: If Hillary wins Texas and Ohio, she'll win the nomination.
Tossica wrote: Seriously, there is NO WAY Sony is going to put HD-DVD out of the game.
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by Jay » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:33 pm
Cong
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by DangerPaul » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:05 pm
OuchyFish wrote: (Does his best impression of Bruce the Shark from "Finding Nemo") "I'M HAVING SEX TONIGHT!"---I'll be back in about 4 minutes.
so I am assuming you are including foreplay for your wife?
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by Ouchyfish » Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:09 pm
Lyion wrote: If Hillary wins Texas and Ohio, she'll win the nomination.
Tossica wrote: Seriously, there is NO WAY Sony is going to put HD-DVD out of the game.
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by Mop » Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:05 am
4 min - wtf are are you doing for 3:45 of that?
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by Adivina » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:30 pm
Donnel wrote: Erodalak wrote: Who needs an education when you are hawt like advina
fixt :P
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by Ouchyfish » Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:43 pm
Foreplay? Ha! Me suckin on a tit while I'm yanking her underwear off is my idea of foreplay. I was without for 40 somethin days, I gives a fuck about foreplay!
Lyion wrote: If Hillary wins Texas and Ohio, she'll win the nomination.
Tossica wrote: Seriously, there is NO WAY Sony is going to put HD-DVD out of the game.
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by Gypsiyee » Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:53 pm
Congratulations sir! 40 days.. I don't think I could even go 4 ><
Enjoy yourself!
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by Martrae » Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:54 pm
Having a baby will do that to ya.
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
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by Adivina » Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:25 pm
40 days.... oh lord. I don't think I could do that!
Donnel wrote: Erodalak wrote: Who needs an education when you are hawt like advina
fixt :P
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by Harrison » Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:33 pm
Amateurs.
How do you like this spoiler, motherfucker? -Lyion
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by Adivina » Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:36 pm
Donnel wrote: Erodalak wrote: Who needs an education when you are hawt like advina
fixt :P
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by araby » Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:48 pm
I remember when the six week wait was over after childbirth. I was like, "Fuck."
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by Adivina » Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:50 pm
Must make fuck now *grunt* *snort*
Kinda like that?
Donnel wrote: Erodalak wrote: Who needs an education when you are hawt like advina
fixt :P
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by araby » Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:53 pm
No, more like, /sigh..."Fuck."
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by Adivina » Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:53 pm
As in you wanted it or were unhappy that fuck time was back? LOL
Donnel wrote: Erodalak wrote: Who needs an education when you are hawt like advina
fixt :P
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by Jennay » Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:00 pm
This is Araby we're talking about :P What do you think?
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by araby » Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:01 pm
I didn't want to have sex with him.
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by Ouchyfish » Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:04 pm
AdivinaDarkfyre wrote: Must make fuck now *grunt* *snort* Kinda like that?
Hahaha!!!!
Lyion wrote: If Hillary wins Texas and Ohio, she'll win the nomination.
Tossica wrote: Seriously, there is NO WAY Sony is going to put HD-DVD out of the game.
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by Adivina » Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:48 pm
You laugh but after that long I think thats what I would sound like.
Donnel wrote: Erodalak wrote: Who needs an education when you are hawt like advina
fixt :P
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by Darcler » Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:12 am
After our wait, and it was "ok" to go at it again, I said it hurt and made him stop
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by exploit » Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:00 am
I would masterbate all over your face.
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by Ouchyfish » Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:21 am
exploit wrote: I would masterbate all over your face.
hahaha dude just couldn't hold back anymore.
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Ouchyfish on Thu Oct 13, 2005 1:25 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Lyion wrote: If Hillary wins Texas and Ohio, she'll win the nomination.
Tossica wrote: Seriously, there is NO WAY Sony is going to put HD-DVD out of the game.
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by Darcler » Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:22 am
exploit wrote: I would masterbate all over your face.
He did.