The wait's over....

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The wait's over....

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(Does his best impression of Bruce the Shark from "Finding Nemo")

"I'M HAVING SEX TONIGHT!"




---I'll be back in about 4 minutes.
Lyion wrote:If Hillary wins Texas and Ohio, she'll win the nomination.


Tossica wrote:Seriously, there is NO WAY Sony is going to put HD-DVD out of the game.
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Cong
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OuchyFish wrote:(Does his best impression of Bruce the Shark from "Finding Nemo")

"I'M HAVING SEX TONIGHT!"




---I'll be back in about 4 minutes.


so I am assuming you are including foreplay for your wife?
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:rofl:
Lyion wrote:If Hillary wins Texas and Ohio, she'll win the nomination.


Tossica wrote:Seriously, there is NO WAY Sony is going to put HD-DVD out of the game.
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4 min - wtf are are you doing for 3:45 of that?
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the foreplay dude !
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:eyecrazy:
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Erodalak wrote:Who needs an education when you are hawt like advina

fixt :P
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Foreplay? Ha! Me suckin on a tit while I'm yanking her underwear off is my idea of foreplay. I was without for 40 somethin days, I gives a fuck about foreplay!

:rofl:
Lyion wrote:If Hillary wins Texas and Ohio, she'll win the nomination.


Tossica wrote:Seriously, there is NO WAY Sony is going to put HD-DVD out of the game.
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Congratulations sir! 40 days.. I don't think I could even go 4 ><

Enjoy yourself!
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Having a baby will do that to ya. :)
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40 days.... oh lord. I don't think I could do that!
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Erodalak wrote:Who needs an education when you are hawt like advina

fixt :P
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Amateurs.
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Post by Adivina »

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Donnel wrote:
Erodalak wrote:Who needs an education when you are hawt like advina

fixt :P
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I remember when the six week wait was over after childbirth. I was like, "Fuck."
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Must make fuck now *grunt* *snort*

Kinda like that?
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Erodalak wrote:Who needs an education when you are hawt like advina

fixt :P
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No, more like, /sigh..."Fuck."
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As in you wanted it or were unhappy that fuck time was back? LOL
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fixt :P
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This is Araby we're talking about :P What do you think?
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I didn't want to have sex with him. :eyecrazy:
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AdivinaDarkfyre wrote:Must make fuck now *grunt* *snort*

Kinda like that?


Hahaha!!!!
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You laugh but after that long I think thats what I would sound like.
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fixt :P
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After our wait, and it was "ok" to go at it again, I said it hurt and made him stop
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I would masterbate all over your face.
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exploit wrote:I would masterbate all over your face.


hahaha dude just couldn't hold back anymore.
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Lyion wrote:If Hillary wins Texas and Ohio, she'll win the nomination.


Tossica wrote:Seriously, there is NO WAY Sony is going to put HD-DVD out of the game.
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exploit wrote:I would masterbate all over your face.


He did.
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