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Postby Ouchyfish » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:23 pm

(Does his best impression of Bruce the Shark from "Finding Nemo")

"I'M HAVING SEX TONIGHT!"




---I'll be back in about 4 minutes.
Lyion wrote:If Hillary wins Texas and Ohio, she'll win the nomination.


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Postby Jay » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:33 pm

Cong
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Re: The wait's over....

Postby DangerPaul » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:05 pm

OuchyFish wrote:(Does his best impression of Bruce the Shark from "Finding Nemo")

"I'M HAVING SEX TONIGHT!"




---I'll be back in about 4 minutes.


so I am assuming you are including foreplay for your wife?
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Postby Ouchyfish » Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:09 pm

:rofl:
Lyion wrote:If Hillary wins Texas and Ohio, she'll win the nomination.


Tossica wrote:Seriously, there is NO WAY Sony is going to put HD-DVD out of the game.
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Postby Mop » Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:05 am

4 min - wtf are are you doing for 3:45 of that?
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Postby DangerPaul » Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:33 am

the foreplay dude !
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Postby Adivina » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:30 pm

:eyecrazy:
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Erodalak wrote:Who needs an education when you are hawt like advina

fixt :P
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Postby Ouchyfish » Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:43 pm

Foreplay? Ha! Me suckin on a tit while I'm yanking her underwear off is my idea of foreplay. I was without for 40 somethin days, I gives a fuck about foreplay!

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Postby Gypsiyee » Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:53 pm

Congratulations sir! 40 days.. I don't think I could even go 4 ><

Enjoy yourself!
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Postby Martrae » Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:54 pm

Having a baby will do that to ya. :)
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Postby Adivina » Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:25 pm

40 days.... oh lord. I don't think I could do that!
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Erodalak wrote:Who needs an education when you are hawt like advina

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Postby Harrison » Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:33 pm

Amateurs.
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Postby Adivina » Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:36 pm

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Postby araby » Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:48 pm

I remember when the six week wait was over after childbirth. I was like, "Fuck."
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Postby Adivina » Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:50 pm

Must make fuck now *grunt* *snort*

Kinda like that?
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Postby araby » Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:53 pm

No, more like, /sigh..."Fuck."
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Postby Adivina » Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:53 pm

As in you wanted it or were unhappy that fuck time was back? LOL
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Postby Jennay » Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:00 pm

This is Araby we're talking about :P What do you think?
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Postby araby » Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:01 pm

I didn't want to have sex with him. :eyecrazy:
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Postby Ouchyfish » Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:04 pm

AdivinaDarkfyre wrote:Must make fuck now *grunt* *snort*

Kinda like that?


Hahaha!!!!
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Postby Adivina » Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:48 pm

You laugh but after that long I think thats what I would sound like.
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Postby Darcler » Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:12 am

After our wait, and it was "ok" to go at it again, I said it hurt and made him stop
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Postby exploit » Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:00 am

I would masterbate all over your face.
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Postby Ouchyfish » Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:21 am

exploit wrote:I would masterbate all over your face.


hahaha dude just couldn't hold back anymore.
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Postby Darcler » Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:22 am

exploit wrote:I would masterbate all over your face.


He did.
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