I'm going to show off my genius gift idea for a girlfriend

[Harrison]

I'm not looking for advice from you losers.

I'm not doing it for pussy. You're pathetic if you WOULD do something like that for it.

That isn't the extent of the entire day anyways, that's just the materialistic part.

[10sun]

General consensus is: Stop before you injure yourself and your relationship.

[liquidstayce]

What is scary is that you have known her for so long and this is the best you can come up with to celebrate your feelings for her (or attempt to get laid or whatever). You want to get laid... take her away for the weekend to a romatic bed and breakfast. Go hiking in the woods and find a private clearning - drop a blanket and suprise her with some champange or wine, brie, other assorted cheeses, and crackers. Buy her a beautiful funky pair of silver earings or a braclet (that is if you can't afford diamonds). I would expect an idea like this to come from a 10 year old giving a gift to his mother for mothers day.. not someone trying to romance a girl he has known for ages. Heck.. .write her some poetry that has meaning for just the two of you if you want to be creative. You could even burn her a CD with all your favorite songs and imprint a picture of the two of you on it if you want to go a little cheesy. What you picked isn't cheesy or cute.. its just plain not creative and cheap.

[Harrison]

That isn't the extent of the entire day anyways, that's just the materialistic part.

[liquidstayce]

ya.. you said that.. whats the rest? Not sure you can cover that part up even if you gave her a 2 carot diamond though. =P

[Phlegm]

You guys should leave him be. He knows his girlfriend better than anyone here.

[labbats]

I'm not looking for advice from you losers.

I'm not doing it for pussy. You're pathetic if you WOULD do something like that for it.

That isn't the extent of the entire day anyways, that's just the materialistic part.

Believe me, I'm the last person to think you'd do it for pussy. Virgin 4 lyfe

[The Kizzy]

Harrison, as a girl, please rethink that idea

[DangerPaul]

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that is so fucking sad, wtf are you thinking? PM me if you need some lady advice.

[Harrison]

Again, I don't need advice.

I didn't even imply it.

I am doing perfectly fine. Thanks for the "offer".

[Tae-Bo]

i don't think this thread is going the way captain out-of-touch-with-reality planned

[Harrison]

No, this was fully expected from you rejects

[Tae-Bo]

well i guess your intent then was to fully demonstrate how childishly clueless you are - if so then your thread is a great success and went along exactly as planned


you are a master of the internet (and women)

good day,

oceanspray

[arakys]

You should be ashamed... look at all these people calling you a faggot and a fuck up.

Get the fuck off the internet.

[arakys]

PS: do you think youre a pimp? cause you aint nothin but a scrub

[labbats]

PS: do you think youre a pimp? cause you aint nothin but a scrub

Haha scrub. T-boz was hot.

[Spacewoman Spiff]

A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly.

Also known as a "busta".

[10sun]

General consensus is: Stop before you injure yourself and your relationship.

[Langston]

This has got to be one of THE funniest threads ever. The sheer cluelessness of the original post followed by the absolute shock of everyone else is Comedy GOLD!

ROFL!

[Aatrex]

This thread made me lol in real life.

[araby]

This has got to be one of THE funniest threads ever. The sheer cluelessness of the original post followed by the absolute shock of everyone else is Comedy GOLD!

ROFL!

This thread made me lol in real life.

haw

[brinstar]

and do notice that once he realized the overwhelming tide of laughter was poised to drown the pride he took in his carefully-made fairy tale plans, once again he trotted out that dead old defense of "you don't know anything!"

i mean seriously harriwin, think about it. look at everyone that posted in this thread. i will grant you that as a whole we are probably not the most well-adjusted cross-section of people around, but it IS a pretty diverse cross-section. men and women from ages 17 to 35, of varying levels of education, varying tax brackets, and varying experience with relationships have nearly unanimously met the romantic plans (lol) you so boastfully trumpeted with laughter and pity.

[araby]

harriwin

[Langston]

It's no wonder he's not been able to get laid.

[brinstar]

SHUT UP LANGSTON YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIS LIFE WHY DON'T YOU MAKE UP SOME MORE BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU LIKE DICKS YOU'RE SO PATHETIC KEEP POSTING BECAUSE IT'S ENTERTAINING TO HIM