I'm going to show off my genius gift idea for a girlfriend

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:27 pm

I'm not looking for advice from you losers.

I'm not doing it for pussy. You're pathetic if you WOULD do something like that for it.

That isn't the extent of the entire day anyways, that's just the materialistic part.

10sun · Post by **10sun** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:32 pm

General consensus is: Stop before you injure yourself and your relationship.

liquidstayce · Post by **liquidstayce** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:51 pm

What is scary is that you have known her for so long and this is the best you can come up with to celebrate your feelings for her (or attempt to get laid or whatever). You want to get laid... take her away for the weekend to a romatic bed and breakfast. Go hiking in the woods and find a private clearning - drop a blanket and suprise her with some champange or wine, brie, other assorted cheeses, and crackers. Buy her a beautiful funky pair of silver earings or a braclet (that is if you can't afford diamonds). I would expect an idea like this to come from a 10 year old giving a gift to his mother for mothers day.. not someone trying to romance a girl he has known for ages. Heck.. .write her some poetry that has meaning for just the two of you if you want to be creative. You could even burn her a CD with all your favorite songs and imprint a picture of the two of you on it if you want to go a little cheesy. What you picked isn't cheesy or cute.. its just plain not creative and cheap.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 3:01 pm

Me wrote:That isn't the extent of the entire day anyways, that's just the materialistic part.

liquidstayce · Post by **liquidstayce** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 3:04 pm

ya.. you said that.. whats the rest? Not sure you can cover that part up even if you gave her a 2 carot diamond though. =P

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 3:06 pm

You guys should leave him be. He knows his girlfriend better than anyone here.

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 3:25 pm

Harrison wrote:I'm not looking for advice from you losers.

I'm not doing it for pussy. You're pathetic if you WOULD do something like that for it.

That isn't the extent of the entire day anyways, that's just the materialistic part.

Believe me, I'm the last person to think you'd do it for pussy. Virgin 4 lyfe

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 3:32 pm

Harrison, as a girl, please rethink that idea

Post by **DangerPaul** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 3:46 pm

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that is so fucking sad, wtf are you thinking? PM me if you need some lady advice.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 3:54 pm

Again, I don't need advice.

I didn't even imply it.

I am doing perfectly fine. Thanks for the "offer".

Tae-Bo · Post by **Tae-Bo** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 3:57 pm

i don't think this thread is going the way captain out-of-touch-with-reality planned

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 3:58 pm

No, this was fully expected from you rejects :wiggle:

Tae-Bo · Post by **Tae-Bo** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:03 pm

well i guess your intent then was to fully demonstrate how childishly clueless you are - if so then your thread is a great success and went along exactly as planned

you are a master of the internet (and women)

good day,

oceanspray

arakys · Post by **arakys** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:13 pm

You should be ashamed... look at all these people calling you a faggot and a fuck up.

Get the fuck off the internet. :-x

arakys · Post by **arakys** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:14 pm

PS: do you think youre a pimp? cause you aint nothin but a scrub

labbats · Post by **labbats** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:44 pm

arakys wrote:PS: do you think youre a pimp? cause you aint nothin but a scrub

Haha scrub. T-boz was hot.

Spacewoman Spiff · Post by **Spacewoman Spiff** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:49 pm

A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly.

Also known as a "busta".

10sun · Post by **10sun** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:52 pm

10sun wrote:General consensus is: Stop before you injure yourself and your relationship.

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 5:09 pm

This has got to be one of THE funniest threads ever. The sheer cluelessness of the original post followed by the absolute shock of everyone else is Comedy GOLD!

ROFL!

Aatrex · Post by **Aatrex** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 5:12 pm

This thread made me lol in real life.

araby · Post by **araby** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 5:21 pm

Langston wrote:This has got to be one of THE funniest threads ever. The sheer cluelessness of the original post followed by the absolute shock of everyone else is Comedy GOLD!

ROFL!

This thread made me lol in real life.

haw

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 5:26 pm

and do notice that once he realized the overwhelming tide of laughter was poised to drown the pride he took in his carefully-made fairy tale plans, once again he trotted out that dead old defense of "you don't know anything!"

i mean seriously harriwin, think about it. look at everyone that posted in this thread. i will grant you that as a whole we are probably not the most well-adjusted cross-section of people around, but it IS a pretty diverse cross-section. men and women from ages 17 to 35, of varying levels of education, varying tax brackets, and varying experience with relationships have nearly unanimously met the romantic plans (lol) you so boastfully trumpeted with laughter and pity.

araby · Post by **araby** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 5:32 pm

harriwin

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 5:53 pm

It's no wonder he's not been able to get laid.

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 6:07 pm

SHUT UP LANGSTON YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIS LIFE WHY DON'T YOU MAKE UP SOME MORE BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU LIKE DICKS YOU'RE SO PATHETIC KEEP POSTING BECAUSE IT'S ENTERTAINING TO HIM