Taking bets on what I have now

10sun · Post by **10sun** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:25 pm

I am guessing you have a gaping sand packed vagina.

kaharthemad · Post by **kaharthemad** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 11:12 pm

Darcler wrote:Spinals arent that bad

Yeah nothing like getting a 6 inch needle shoved between the 5th and 6th vertebre.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:53 am

Not.that.bad.
Stings for awhile, lots of pressure, but really, not something that will stick in my mind forever.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:16 pm

Stings for awhile, lots of pressure, but really, not something that will stick in my mind forever.

That's because you are female. We tend to have lots worse pain in our lives... fuck childbirth, can you say episiotomy?

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:19 pm

Oh please - like a woman gets an episiotomy without at least a local anesthetic. Child birth has become a non-issue ... it's a little pressure and the feeling you need to take a shit (according to the ex-wife) when you have your epidural.

Try having appendicitis. They don't give you an epidural for that till they're ready to cut it out... many hours later.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:37 pm

like a woman gets an episiotomy without at least a local anesthetic

Funny you assume to know

When my mother had her second child they did not have time to give an anesthetic, they just razored the poor woman. Not everyone has the luxery of time on their hands.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:39 pm

I'll admit, the toughest part of the whole child birth for me was when they took the catheter out. My peepee place burned for a long while.
I never had a contraction. At least I dont think so. I was a scheduled csection so I went in and was hooked to an IV. They wheeled me into the OR and sat me up for the spinal. Numbed the site up and went to town with the poking. I told them it wasnt numbed enough but they said OK! and kept rooting around my spine. Well my leg jerked after they hit a nerve (big jerk) and they stopped and laid me down, soaping my tummy up, throwing a catheter in.
Hours later, it was time for the pee tube to come out. It was no gentle process. It was basically "Bite your lip and get ready. 1-2-3!*yank*"
/blog

I forgot my original point. Oh yeah, jsut because we have anesthesia, morphine (which I am addicted to when I am in a hospital), vicodin and the such, doesnt mean childbirth doesnt hurt. Took me a month to be able to sit up straight from the surgery.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:41 pm

when you have your epidural.

Not to mention I don't want to be paralyzed from the waist down when I have a child, what if something goes wrong... talk about feeling helpless. I know many women that feel the same way. Besides - if you have a tattoo on your lower back, no epidural for you, natural childbirth bitches! (Unless they have changed anything, before they would not do it because of something to do with the ink.)

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:43 pm

<~~ Lower back tattoo
<~~ Csection mama

I cant have them any other way either. I make GIGANTIC babies. 11lb baby! Bow to me.

Post by **Martrae** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:44 pm

Fuck natural childbirth...gimme the drugs!

Labor HURTS and it feels neverending, just wave after wave of pain.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:46 pm

Well lucky me then. I guess something had to offset carrying an 11lb turkey. No labor

P.S. Fuck natural birth, I dont even wanna try.

Post by **Martrae** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:47 pm

Oh, and with my second I didn't have an episiotomy.....I tore instead.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:48 pm

SCOOOOOOORE!
I hear that feels like a fresh breeze on a cool spring day. Truth?

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:51 pm

Hey guys thanks for this information.

Post by **Martrae** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:52 pm

Not exactly.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:52 pm

I remember with my first I thought I was pooing.

Ouchyfish · Post by **Ouchyfish** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:56 pm

Martrae wrote:Oh, and with my second I didn't have an episiotomy.....I tore instead.

taint misbehaving

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:01 pm

AdivinaDarkfyre wrote:
like a woman gets an episiotomy without at least a local anesthetic

Funny you assume to know

I've had the same number of children as you, you stupid cunt.

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:29 pm

o'rlly?

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:33 pm

Rash that developed across my midsection and part of my chest (dots, not itchy, painful or raised)

You're allergic to opiates. Just stick to drinking and weed.

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:34 pm

Maeya · Post by **Maeya** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:41 pm

AdivinaDarkfyre wrote: Besides - if you have a tattoo on your lower back, no epidural for you, natural childbirth bitches! (Unless they have changed anything, before they would not do it because of something to do with the ink.)

Just across the lower back or anywhere in the area? My friend has a tattoo on the lowerback/upper hip area of her back, on the right hand side, and she got an epidural. Was it because it didnt' cover her spine?

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:57 pm

haha my sister has a big tattoo on her lower back, i laugh

Adivina · Post by **Adivina** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:28 pm

Maeya, only if the tattoo covers your spine where the injection site is.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:42 pm

I think my tattoo is one vertebre lower than the injection site.