Captain Insano!

Lionking · Post by **Lionking** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:08 am

You are a god!

:bowdown:

That is all.

-LionKing

P.S. You were even more of a god when you were Ralf. I miss Ralf. Bring Ralf back.

:vonk:

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:10 am

ps, I was watching Waterboy last night

is that where you swiped Captain Insano from?

Goose_Man · Post by **Goose_Man** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:19 am

Haha wtf sparked this?

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:05 pm

Yes Tikker.

Lionking · Post by **Lionking** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:13 pm

Captain Insano The White

One day Captain Insano and his three greatest friends George Bush, the ghost of Fidel Castro, and Adolph Hitler were walking through a deep dark cave. They were half way across a thin rock bridge when all of a sudden who should show up but Vartramitos himself!

Luckily for his friends Captain Insano was a gentleman in the truest sort of the word, his honor and nobility knew no bounds. The great Captain leapt in front of his friends to protect them. Vartramitos took a swipe with his massive clawed paw, with the speed of Mexican border crossers on steroids Captain Insano dodged the blow. Unfortunately the sheer strength of the attack shattered the rock bridge, Vartramitos prepared to pounce. Honor and Nobility had met their bounds for Captain Insano however, and he hurled himself off the edge of the rock bridge to escape.

Captain Insano knew something about the nature of ligers though, he knew that a liger’s vision worked much like a tyrannosaur, that it could only see moving objects. So he called out to his friends “Fly you fools!”. That Captain Insano, what a practical joker.

With the screams of his dying friends providing pleasing background music not unlike elevator music Captain Insano fell to the bottom of the cave, where he encountered a giant human.

The giant human spoke “ Fee Figh Foh Fum I am pretty freaking dumb”

Captain Insano thought for a moment and came up with this, if the French are small and suck at fighting then it follows that people who are big must be really good at fighting. He decided to invite the giant to join the ALA. Insano told the giant all about the ALA.

“Are you stupid?” Asked the giant. “Ligers are sterile you stupid idiot head”

“Oh yeah?” Answered Insano “If Ligers are sterile then why is it that they have so many children?”

“No, ligers can’t have” The giant began, Insano interrupted.

“Shut up you giant jerk you don’t know anything”

“Well, lets just agree to disagree” Said the giant

“Lets agree that your mom is a fag” retorted Captain Insano

The giant for some reason became upset and attacked Captain Insano. The giant had giant strength and giant speed but Captain Insano was insane, insane with fighting fury. With the sexually arousing strength of a thousand ordinary men, or a million Frenchmen plus two thousand ordinary men, he beat the giant to death.

http://www.antiliger.com/insane.html

Good Good Stuff.

-LionKing

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:46 pm

Tikker wrote:ps, I was watching Waterboy last night

is that where you swiped Captain Insano from?

No it's the name my mother gave me.

:wink:

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:46 pm

Goose_Man wrote:Haha wtf sparked this?

I was posting with my penis exposed and the whole board got excited.

I've since put it away.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:47 pm

LionKing wrote:Captain Insano The White

One day Captain Insano and his three greatest friends George Bush, the ghost of Fidel Castro, and Adolph Hitler were walking through a deep dark cave. They were half way across a thin rock bridge when all of a sudden who should show up but Vartramitos himself!

Luckily for his friends Captain Insano was a gentleman in the truest sort of the word, his honor and nobility knew no bounds. The great Captain leapt in front of his friends to protect them. Vartramitos took a swipe with his massive clawed paw, with the speed of Mexican border crossers on steroids Captain Insano dodged the blow. Unfortunately the sheer strength of the attack shattered the rock bridge, Vartramitos prepared to pounce. Honor and Nobility had met their bounds for Captain Insano however, and he hurled himself off the edge of the rock bridge to escape.

Captain Insano knew something about the nature of ligers though, he knew that a liger’s vision worked much like a tyrannosaur, that it could only see moving objects. So he called out to his friends “Fly you fools!”. That Captain Insano, what a practical joker.

With the screams of his dying friends providing pleasing background music not unlike elevator music Captain Insano fell to the bottom of the cave, where he encountered a giant human.

The giant human spoke “ Fee Figh Foh Fum I am pretty freaking dumb”

Captain Insano thought for a moment and came up with this, if the French are small and suck at fighting then it follows that people who are big must be really good at fighting. He decided to invite the giant to join the ALA. Insano told the giant all about the ALA.

“Are you stupid?” Asked the giant. “Ligers are sterile you stupid idiot head”

“Oh yeah?” Answered Insano “If Ligers are sterile then why is it that they have so many children?”

“No, ligers can’t have” The giant began, Insano interrupted.

“Shut up you giant jerk you don’t know anything”

“Well, lets just agree to disagree” Said the giant

“Lets agree that your mom is a fag” retorted Captain Insano

The giant for some reason became upset and attacked Captain Insano. The giant had giant strength and giant speed but Captain Insano was insane, insane with fighting fury. With the sexually arousing strength of a thousand ordinary men, or a million Frenchmen plus two thousand ordinary men, he beat the giant to death.

http://www.antiliger.com/insane.html

Good Good Stuff.

-LionKing

hahah that is fucking awesome... I might steal the more juicy bits for a signature.

Goose_Man · Post by **Goose_Man** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:22 pm

Man this Lion guy is all over your E-Cock.... if he only knew you in real life.

Susvain · Post by **Susvain** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:22 pm

That makes two people now, Ouchy and lion

Lionking · Post by **Lionking** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:34 am

Goose_Man wrote:Man this Lion guy is all over your E-Cock.... if he only knew you in real life.

Bah. I just have major respect for the man's genius. What I REALLY want to do is get me some Kizzy!

-LionKing

:vonk:

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:42 am

Post by **Martrae** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:43 am

Make her tortellini and she'll do anything

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:44 am

Martrae wrote:Make her tortellini and she'll do anything

That was supposed to be OUR secret. I iwll be making a trip down in a few weeks with some enchiladas. Then our shennanigans can be gas powered.

Lionking · Post by **Lionking** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:27 pm

The Kizzy wrote:No.

Gah! I've been Mindia'd! I'm the first guy Kizzy ever said "NO" to.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:10 pm

If it makes you feel any better I think she'd say no to Zanchief

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:21 pm

What kind of girl gives it up on the first try?

araby · Post by **araby** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:21 pm

My kind.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:22 pm

Oh!!!!!

I said no to Erodolak too.

Lionking · Post by **Lionking** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:47 pm

The Kizzy wrote:What kind of girl gives it up on the first try?

My dear, I made a tortellini avatar just for you! I don't do that for just any woman.

:angel:

Post by **DangerPaul** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:50 pm

3 billion men on the planet and you told 3 no, wow you have quite the high standards. :ugh:

xKALECx · Post by **xKALECx** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:06 pm

Wait a sec....could Lion King be.....OMG~

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 7:39 pm

You'd say yes if you saw the pants I wore yesterday.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:45 am

DangerPaul wrote:3 billion men on the planet and you told 3 no, wow you have quite the high standards.

This from the guy who has sex with a different woman almost every ight, and sometimes two different one in the same night.

How is that STD working out for you, Mr. "I refuse to wear a condom"

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:42 am

Hey, it's entirely possible that he has been lucky and not gotten anything.
I dont like condoms and you know how many guys they say I've been with. phew.